Bad Things to Say to a Man

[twoton]

"One hundred forty-four. One hundred forty-four little holes in each ceiling tile."

 

[LaFemme]

Can we do this doggy so I can still watch TV?

 

[DexterMorgan]

"Again....? I thought we did it last week..."!

 

[malakos]

"Come to mama!"

 

[DexterMorgan]

"My mother is coming to stay with us a few days...."

 

[ActionBuddy]

"One hundred forty-four. One hundred forty-four little holes in each ceiling tile."

Hilarious!

 

[944592]

Are you done yet?
My husband's usually done by now.

 

[LaFemme]

We need to talk.

 

[Serial Kisser]

Your brother's cock is bigger.

 

[twoton]

Hilarious!

I got that one from my wife. She said she always hated "drunken sex" because she would end up lying there counting the ceiling tiles. I should say, she told me this in the context of talking about sex. Not actually having it. And she wasn't referring to me.

 

[Indelicate]

"Wouldn't you like to pump first?"

 

[MisterSlave]

I am usually not someone who turns negativity outward. It takes a special kind of jerk, to get me to respond, back in a negative. However, with that said, I do have a few phrases that I have said.

#1.) Go back to the Bar, and try giving me a better line, next time. (that's my all time favorite).

#2.) Do I wear YOUR collar and leash? Did we establish the Dom Sub dynamic, BEFORE you started talking to me like I am property?? What makes you think you can just (walk up), Or start texting me like I am Property>> ?? Are you my Dom, NO I think not. (with the addition of, Maybe you'd like to talk to my dom, and my husband about a transfer of "property", or have a polite conversation first, next time you approach a sub.

IE - Just because I am a sub, doesn't mean that I am Obsequious. I have a voice, and I also know old guard tradition and expect that from any man who is going to approach me. (know your game, if your gonna play BDSM). That includes knowing how to respect people and respect goes both ways. if it doesn't . .question an unhealthy dynamic.

#3.) Buddy, I escorted for about a decade, most of my clients were in the 4-6 range.. my husband is 8.5, what makes you think you are any better than any of them??

 

[ActionBuddy]

Well... That all was a downer.

 

[DexterMorgan]

"I'm pregnant....and its yours....."

OR

"I'm pregnant....and its NOT yours...."

 

[DexterMorgan]

"Why don't you stop, and ask for directions....?"

 

[eyemready]

Your brother's cock is bigger.

Or "why couldn't you have gotten your dad's cock?"

 

[Guy-jin]

"It's just SO hairy..."

 

[vince]

"Try breathing through your nose."

 

[eyemready]

Oh, it's so cute!

 

[tinytigger]

Oh, it's so cute!

I get that a lot.