bad timing... unexpected visitor

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  1. mplsingleguy

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    when was the last time you thought you had enough time to undress, change your pants, piss outdoors, etc. and you unexpectedly had company?

    Me: I just had gotten naked and jumped in the shower, and had UPS knocking at my door...
     
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    I can't say that it has ever happened to me that I am naked. The only problem that I have is that someone always comes to the door when I am wearing just my boxers.

    On a side note: Those people that work for UPS most have some real stories to tell. It seems like someone is always saying that they answered the door naked when the UPS Guy/Gal shows up. Could be a fun job!
     
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    My post comes at like 7.45 ot 8.00am. I dont start till 9.30 or ten usually, i teach in an eduction centre. Anyway in the morning if i am recieving a package which i do a lot, when they buzz my door i always walk down in my jocks cos i am half asleep and i live on bottom story of appartment complex, anyway other day walked out on to street to sign, one eye half open, signed my package with a scribble (was organic pure cocoa butter) seen him look down....................
    Morning woody.
    As i usually do this and get straight back into bed for another few minutes i dont know how many times this has happened............
    BTW my morning wood is particularily hard when i looked down my underwear was lifted off my stomach with it throbbing.
    and its quite large and noticeable.
    Must remember to put on a pair of throusers next time
     
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    Never naked but this has happen a few times to me. Sitting on the couch in just my boxers watching porn & someone knocks at the door. Trying to hurry & dress is kind of difficult with a hard on! Now I keep a pair of shorts & t-shirt with me at all time!
     
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    I had it happen one time..... The UPS delivery arrived just as I finished my shower. Threw on my bathrobe, opened the front door, and my heart damn near stopped! I signed for my package, and the UPS driver said "sure smells good in there" (I had spaghetti sauce cooking).

    All I could do was reply "would you like to try some?". "Sure! What time is dinner?"..... You take it from there....

    And, yes, it's a true story!
     
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    So...did he give you "desert?" Inquiring "queers" want to know. :wink:
     
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    You can wag that big boy my way anytime ...
     
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    WHY????? Keep on doing what you do and one day you just might get a better delivery from UPS!
     
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