Baggiest Jeans?

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  1. MisterMark

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    What brand and style of jeans is the baggiest? (for the times when you don't want to show anything)
     
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    DKNY jeans give me a huge bulge at all times. Calvin Klein jeans tend to be minimizing.
     
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    Gap makes baggy fit jeans (its all I wear, as I need the room in the ass and crotch). They are only available online at gap.com. I think they are on sale right now. But with your balls, Mark--Its gonna be tough to hide them.
     
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    Go for Gap as Lex suggests or G-Star have a good fit, pretty baggy
     
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    If you really wanna' hide the goods, try some of the jeans the young guys are wearing....you could hide a pair of basketballs inside 'em. Sean Jean etc., except you may wind up looking like a rapper with basketballs in his jeans. :p
     
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    Yeah, I'm not sure how I'll look, but I did find UFO pants online. They're pretty outrageous, but I sort of like them: http://www.bewild.com/ufowidpan.html

    I do like the camouflage pants. :)

    JNCO was also suggested to me, but I tried on a few pairs at Marshall's - they weren't baggy enough! :p
     
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    Ooh - I just checked out G-Star. I really like it. Probably not baggy enough, though.
     
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    I bet MC Hammer still has a few pairs you could buy cheap. ;)

    Keep us posted on what you find, though...
     
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    JNCOs are very wide in the legs but still pretty fitted in the butt and waist, my daughter used to wear them. You can always just buy them a few sizes too big and let them hang on the crack of your ass like the rappers do though, but I think your package will still not go unnoticed! Is that a bad thing?
     
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    I saw a brand at TJ MAXX they were called "A Kurtz" they looked really cool, and they seemed like they were roomie.....I also checked on Ebay for my size and I know that they had some as well..


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    Oh, you mean the guy who went gangsta after having his own Saturday morning cartoon? (Just one of many cases of "pop goes the weasel 'cuz the weasel goes pop", only in this case, the weasel collapsed upon himself from the concentration of ego, sucking the entire universe into the singularity and that's why we only have three dimensions today.)
     
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    spoolworm: Don't wear baggy(hiphop/skater style) jeans if you're over 30. You will get laughed at by teenagers.
     
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    You're right. Tony Hawk wouldn't be caught dead in hiphop jeans - and not because the kids would laugh at him.
     
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    Over 30? Talk about ol' skool. That's retired and in Florida where your grandkids never visit skool.
     
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    If you want to look like a regular guy try the relaxed Levi jeans. I think #505. There are a lot of new cuts now. Wear em a little low on the hips. You can hang all that in there and you wont look like you are stealing steaks from the store. Plain Dickies work pants are great as long as u wear boxers or nothing.
    Good luck.
     
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