Baggiest Jeans?

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Gap makes baggy fit jeans (its all I wear, as I need the room in the ass and crotch). They are only available online at gap.com. I think they are on sale right now. But with your balls, Mark--Its gonna be tough to hide them.
 

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If you really wanna' hide the goods, try some of the jeans the young guys are wearing....you could hide a pair of basketballs inside 'em. Sean Jean etc., except you may wind up looking like a rapper with basketballs in his jeans. :p
 

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Originally posted by KinkGuy@Jan 15 2005, 08:57 PM
If you really wanna' hide the goods, try some of the jeans the young guys are wearing....you could hide a pair of basketballs inside 'em. Sean Jean etc., except you may wind up looking like a rapper with basketballs in his jeans. :p
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Yeah, I'm not sure how I'll look, but I did find UFO pants online. They're pretty outrageous, but I sort of like them: http://www.bewild.com/ufowidpan.html

I do like the camouflage pants. :)

JNCO was also suggested to me, but I tried on a few pairs at Marshall's - they weren't baggy enough! :p
 

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Originally posted by fitandhung@Jan 15 2005, 08:03 AM
Go for Gap as Lex suggests or G-Star have a good fit, pretty baggy
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Ooh - I just checked out G-Star. I really like it. Probably not baggy enough, though.
 

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I bet MC Hammer still has a few pairs you could buy cheap. ;)

Keep us posted on what you find, though...
 

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JNCOs are very wide in the legs but still pretty fitted in the butt and waist, my daughter used to wear them. You can always just buy them a few sizes too big and let them hang on the crack of your ass like the rappers do though, but I think your package will still not go unnoticed! Is that a bad thing?
 

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Originally posted by mindseye@Jan 16 2005, 04:58 PM
I bet MC Hammer still has a few pairs you could buy cheap.  ;) 

Keep us posted on what you find, though...
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Oh, you mean the guy who went gangsta after having his own Saturday morning cartoon? (Just one of many cases of "pop goes the weasel 'cuz the weasel goes pop", only in this case, the weasel collapsed upon himself from the concentration of ego, sucking the entire universe into the singularity and that's why we only have three dimensions today.)
 
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spoolworm: Don't wear baggy(hiphop/skater style) jeans if you're over 30. You will get laughed at by teenagers.
 

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Originally posted by spoolworm@Jan 18 2005, 01:13 PM
Don't wear baggy(hiphop/skater style) jeans if you're over 30. You will get laughed at by teenagers.
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You're right. Tony Hawk wouldn't be caught dead in hiphop jeans - and not because the kids would laugh at him.
 

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Over 30? Talk about ol' skool. That's retired and in Florida where your grandkids never visit skool.
 

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If you want to look like a regular guy try the relaxed Levi jeans. I think #505. There are a lot of new cuts now. Wear em a little low on the hips. You can hang all that in there and you wont look like you are stealing steaks from the store. Plain Dickies work pants are great as long as u wear boxers or nothing.
Good luck.