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Originally posted by Max@Jun 25 2004, 12:25 PM


orchidometer

Max,

That marvellous orchidometer chart certainly helps to get a better handle on ball size--thanks for tossing it our way. Sadly, I'm off the chart. Bigger than the "25" shown. And it's a damned inconvenience.

Orchidometer? What a curious name...

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Originally posted by headbang8+Jul 10 2004, 02:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (headbang8 &#064; Jul 10 2004, 02:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Max@Jun 25 2004, 12:25 PM


orchidometer

Max,

That marvellous orchidometer chart certainly helps to get a better handle on ball size--thanks for tossing it our way. Sadly, I&#39;m off the chart. Bigger than the "25" shown. And it&#39;s a damned inconvenience.

Orchidometer? What a curious name...

hb8 [/b][/quote]
headbang:

"Orchidometer" after orchis, the Greek name for the testis. Flowering orchids were so named, so the OED says, because of the testis-like shape of their tubers. Something to think about when you next see one in a buttonhole or a stem vase.

Like you, I am right off the chart. Since the medical condition of macroorchidism begins at the 95th percentile according to one site I visited, ie at 25ml, I suppose I ought to be worried. But so far the only problems I get with them relate to the inconvenience, as you say. Mine ache a lot, and if I don&#39;t wear the right clothes I can quickly get sores on them and on my thighs. But if everything is supported, they are ok, even though they have always seemed to demand a lot of attention. But that may be all in the mind.

Calculations of volume do increase in an alarming way, if like me you are significantly more than twice the average in any dimension (ie length, depth, breadth), you are going to be 10 or 12 times the volume of the largest "bead" on the orchidometer. I find this almost impossible to accept, but there it is. The medics have always commented on it, on occasion they have given me a pretty thorough examination, but pronounced me ok (at least in this respect&#33;).

On the arcane subect of orchidometers, I can&#39;t make up my mind whether this report in the BMJ (British Medical Journal) medical report was filed on 1st April:

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Hey, everyone.

My balls, lengthwise, are about 3 inches, but I&#39;m not sure if I did the measuring exactly right. There seems to be a lot of "extra room" in my sack for my nuts to "swim around" in. Anyone else have a similar situation?

My circumference was easier to determine; I&#39;m about 8.5 inches around. :D
 
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maverackstud8: I&#39;ve never much my ball size,I know I hold in my paim along my dick.I know there are not gratefruite size,but they are raisins either.
Does it really,mater how big your balls are,christ hard enough sitting.Shit,if your bigger that gratefruite,you have a hard time sitting.I saw a guy huge ball,swelled by elephantist,they guy looked huge and uncomfortable.

Sorry,but too is too big.I once a porn story where guy,got ball like basketball and a 35 inch penis.20 inches around.They guy would need a wheel barrow to walk or have to plop it in a baby stroller.
i know,guys bigger ball more cum.Well,have to cum alot is sometimes annoying.
 

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mine are about 3.25-3.5" measuring at their longest diameter, seems pretty big to me. my scrotum is pretty tight, not much room for "the boys" to swim around in. Is this normal for younger guys?
 
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suaige: just got here don&#39;t know if yall will ever see this, once got a good grip, even 2 first try was 2-3 so a lot of that size may have been grip influence a lot of scrot off to the side there. by the way. some times I swear I look like a eunich, balls almost completely lost by my dick.
 
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suaige: I logged back on and found the orchidometer chart from Max again. Here I always thought I had small balls. I was almost exaclty 25 a bit of tight sqeezing for good measurement confirmed really just measuring testicle. Well I guess I&#39;m not a mock eunuch eh? I guess again as stated before in doctoring pictures perspective can really make a difference. Oh the little ironies of life. :D :D :D