balloon boy......dad mr. heene shows a big bulge on live tv.....

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by tteep, Oct 18, 2009.

  1. tteep

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    i love looking between his legs......big bulge
     
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    bulge or not, he's a fraudulent, attention-seeking douchebag
     
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    Two things: brown is over. Get a life.
     
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    you know what i'm talking about just look between his legs again and see.....
     
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    I can't stand to hear him speak. I turn the channel immediately.
     
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    The balloon boy's dad showed a bulge on tv? This is worthy of a thread?


    This bulge mania is getting a bit out of hand.



    Jim Belushi bulge

    Canadian Prime Minister massive bulge!

    Matt Lauer's Bulge

    Michael J. Fox Back to the Future Bulge

    (oh, thank god! I thought for a second we were gonna see Michael J. Fox's bulge as he pleaded for stem cell research funding)

    Who saw Rod Stewart's bulge on Martha Stewart's show?

    (let's see, Rod Stewart would be 64 years old now)

    Captured British Sailors Bulge
     
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    I cant belive this thread... It is an exageration....
     
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    It is all between his legs. His head is completely empty. However, he is a good looking guy.... nuts or not.
     
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    It's always nice to quote Karen Walker. :wink:
     
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    hopefully the next time anybody sees his bulge--or any part of him--will be from prison, or the mental ward where he belongs.

    i vote we start a new form of corporal punishment for EVERY parent who uses thier kid in some attention grabbing scheme to further their own quest for celebrity or financial enrichment.

    my initial thoughts on implimentation are leaning midieval. any suggestions?
     
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    Was Ms Beaverhausen ever wrong?
     
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    Quite frankly, medieval torture (e.g., being hung by the balls in the town square and stoned to death) have been my preferred method since Bush invaded Iraq but I regress. The real problem now is that in addition to manipulating the media, sheriff's office, etc., in order to get more "reality" [aka "office politics in the wild"] contracts, he, like Richard Hatch, will get book deals and possibly even movie deals whether or not in prison. The courts will be manipulated as will all jury members (if they can ever get a "fair" trial to begin with because of all the publicity). This will go on for years and the longer it does the more cash they will rake in. So they loose their kids, what do they care? This couple wins the grand prize on how to dup everyone and make tons of money doing it; the ultimate salesman!

    On a side note, notice how the Sheriff bragged about his solved crime stats? Sounds to me like someone is still trying to make up for the Jon Benet Ramsey investigation fuck up!
     
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    and ur 90% str8?
     
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    THANK. YOU.

    not to mention the shit he's putting his children through. the kid couldn't sit through a fucking interview without vomming.

    that. is. not. normal.
     
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    yeah, the really depressing thing about events like this is seeing the sheer number of peripheral players who are eager to jump on this train.

    I saw an interview with a former colleague (fellow stormchaser) of the dad who said basically :

    that he was afraid that the dad would do something stupid like this and the colleague didn't want to be associated with him and get caught in the bad press that would accompany him, so he severed ties.

    but there he is giving an interview to the today show, so i guess he wasn't that worried about getting caught in the press, was he?

    people with personality disorders often surround themselves with others similarly afflicted. all you gotta do is turn on a camera and they all flock to it.
     
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    I can't believe no one has posted a pic yet....?!?!
     
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    That dude has gotta be
    HUGE
    What do you think he's packing? :confused:
    Fifteen inches? Eighteen? 2 FEET if we're lucky :biggrin1:

    I can't wait for the porno of him to come out. You know him and his wife, dressed up as aliens from Mars Attack, with their little flying saucer balloon in the background.:biggrin1:

    (As you can tell I had to add my 2 worthless cents :biggrin1: I just find it interesting how anybody on tv becomes a "celebrity" and someone will post about them on here. Do they teach vocabulary in skoooool nowadays? :confused: Just being on tv doesn't make you a celebrity.)
     
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    You get ten bonus points. :wink:
     
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    Balloon dad is hot!
     
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