Balls... Eh?

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  1. Imported

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    justin12345: Hye dudes.

    U know that it is most common for a man's right ball to hang lower than the left, what causes them to hang lower on a particular side?

    It is on a website (cant remember what) that ur balls hang to the right f u are gay and left if you are straight.

    This sounds stupid but is it true?

    My RIGHT ball hangs lower, but I'm straight...

    What causes one to hang lower than the other? anyone know?
     
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    For very physiological reasons....to keep the sperm at the correct temperature and to avoid pain, one testicle almost always hangs lower in most men. And it's usually the right. That way they don't "smack" into each other and the proper sperm producing conditions are enhanced.
     
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    I'm pretty sure since one website said it you're gay. Quit denying the power that is is your low hanging right ball and go play for your chosen team. :p

    Actually, I think the one lower ball thing stems back from a simpler time and no women wanted to perform oral on a man. Men would then stretch out one of their testicles so they could then use it as an instrument of hypnosis not unlike a pocket watch by swaying this lower testicle and softly repeating you want to suck a new fellatio revolution was born.
     
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    Seems I read somewhere that if you are right handed your left ball will hang lower than your right one and vice versa if you are left handed. Since I read it on the net it has to be true....LOL :D :D
     
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    Uh oh. I'm right handed and my right nut hangs lower. :ph34r:
     
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    The real truth is that the right testicle descends from the urogenital ridge in the developing embryo. It is the place in the abdomen of the fetus where the kidney and testicle are first derived. The right urogenital ridge is lower than the left, therefore the right testicle and the right kidney are also lower. Simple,no? Here is a pic:

    http://www.urologyedinburgh.co.uk/new_page_283.htm
     
  7. Franky

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    Surely in most men the left nut hangs lower? Mine are nearly level!

    Franky
     
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    My left nut hangs lower but the right one is the larger one.

    Either one, or neither, can hang lower and it's perfectly normal for men. Back when I was working in the coal mines and changed and showered with several hundred other guys every day I witnessed all sizes, all types of hang (and sometimes no hang at all.)

    Those little sperm factories know their job - don't worry about it.
     
  9. txquis

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    My left also hangs lower...
    and I'm left handed...
    and I'm left winged, too, but...that is another subject. :)
     
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    Both of mine hang very low - they hit the water line in some toilets. There is not a noticeable difference as to which is the lower hanger of the two.
     
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    same here
     
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    I'm 100% hetero and right handed and my right ball hangs lower. It is significantly smaller than the left though. I don't think there is any "average".
     
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    nature disigned them to hang one lower than the other or both up beside the base of the cock to protect them from your legs.
     
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    hmm...i wonder what it means to have your left ball lower as opposed to the right one....well anyway my left one is lower, and i am right handed
     
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    Much thanks, Don. I would think the site will get lots of hits from LPSG members.
     
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    Mine don't hit the water just in some toilets.
     
  17. Imported

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    justin12345: yo.
    I started this post and I MEANT that usually the left testicle hangs lower than th right in most dudes. But, the site that BigBoner8 put in showed a RIGHT ball hanging lower - I now think its pretty 50/50 as to whether its left or right - I'll do a poll! please participate!

    thanks for your comments

    Justin
     
  18. MattBoyMA

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    same here
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    Pretty much same here, too - very low-hanging jewels, but the left hangs lower. :D
     
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    Probably the one hanging lower is heavier...
     
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