Just don't flush your balls away. Remember the horror stories of kid's getting their guts sucked into the filtration equipment in old wading pools and such? :Blech:
Balls Hanging in Toilet Water
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I think I heard Nick Nolte say that he had a similar problem and got tired of sitting on his balls. He attributed it to every body part sagging after a certain age so he had his shortened.
As one who is not amply endowed with dick or nuts, when I hear your over-blessed guys complain I have about as much sympathy for you as I possess for billionaires who whine about being too rich!
NONE!
As one who is not amply endowed with dick or nuts, when I hear your over-blessed guys complain I have about as much sympathy for you as I possess for billionaires who whine about being too rich!
NONE!
mako shark
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The water is only around 6-7 inches in American toilets so someone with heavy balls like mine (that hang a good 7-8") will frequently get them washed... The good part is that the water is usually cold and the big boys retract quickly! lol
mako shark
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WideAndDeep
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Not the sack, but the helmet gets an unexpected "bath" every now and then, and it's always a shock. I mean, I don't sit on the toilet to take a piss...and if it's in a public restroom it's particularly gross because you can't just go up to the sink and wash off! I've learned to be careful when sitting on unknown toilets...
D_Rawkesbye Deadheade
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redneckgymrat
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My balls used to hit the water more frequently than they do now, probably due to the "low flow" stuff that's catching on. Penis, too. Used to happen often, now it happens much less frequently.
Got tired of it, so I learned my lesson I look before I sit. If the water is too high, I fix the problem. Literally.
My usual reaction is to open the tank and adjust the toilet such that it does not happen any more, by adjusting their toilet such that it lowers the water level in the bowl...in a traditional tank design, it's controlled by this little tube that dumps water into the bowl. Simple, really. Yeah, I fix their plumbing...no jokes, please.
Of course, I wipe it down at that point, before emptying the bowl and testing functionality.
The final step is to tell the person in charge what happened, and that I fixed it for them. I'm quite candid about it...neither ashamed nor embarrassed. Speaking of which, why were you embarrassed?
The usual reaction is a gushing apology, and a sincere thank you. Accompanied by a subtle, and sometimes not so subtle, glance downward, at my crotch.
Why would you be embarrassed by what happened? I truly do not understand your reaction.
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A similar thing goes with the old saying: When you sit down on a privy you hold your balls and the rest up in one hand. Why? The black widow spiders.
When we arrived at a site with an ununsed privy we would pour a little diesel or white gas in before dropping in a match. Quite a poof but it cleared out the daddy long legs and the spiders for the week. You have to take care of your equipment whereever you go.
When we arrived at a site with an ununsed privy we would pour a little diesel or white gas in before dropping in a match. Quite a poof but it cleared out the daddy long legs and the spiders for the week. You have to take care of your equipment whereever you go.
