Ban the previous poster....

[chicagosam]

Banned for expansive conversation.

 

[Always4ever25]

Banned for having the wrong shade of wite-out

 

[DiamondJoe]

Banned for poor spelling

 

[deleted5791141]

Banned for prolific posting

 

[DiamondJoe]

Have we met...?

Banned for not knowing who I am

 

[chicagosam]

Banned for thinking anyone should know who you are.

 

[DiamondJoe]

*sighs heavily and beckons the hired goons*

Guards, have this man banned. Take him forth from this place to one of execution.

*waves dismissively as @chicagosam is dragged from the thread and Joe goes back to his palace harem*

 

[Always4ever25]

Banned for lack of transparency bc we still don't know what's behind all that wite-out

 

[DiamondJoe]

Banned for lack of transparency bc we still don't know what's behind all that wite-out

White out? Can't you see my avatar...

Maybe this will help...

 

[Always4ever25]

Banned for the same reason you banished another a few short seasons ago

*wites you out* be gone

 

[DiamondJoe]

Banned for the same reason you banished another a few short seasons ago

*wites you out* be gone

 

[Always4ever25]

Banned for presuming I wouldn't have a bigger bottle

 

[DiamondJoe]

Banned for a startling lack of originality

 

[Always4ever25]

Banned for lacking a sense of humor. I didn't know you took bitchcraft so seriously

 

[DiamondJoe]

Banned with a twirl and a smile... but still banned...

 

[deleted5791141]

Banned for too many twirls and a cheeky smile too.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Hmmm.

*looks over the top of his glasses and shuffles through the probationary paperwork*

I'm sorry Miss Violet, looks like you've been banned "just for the hell of it."

 

[chicagosam]

Banned for having the account that shows up for most as Show Ignored Content.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for being virtuous rather than blasphemous.

 

[deleted3852821]

Banned for being freaky and handy.