Ban Women's Sex Toys! Now!!

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  1. B_Stronzo

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    Heaven forbid we ever empower or encourage women to get along without me. UGH.
     
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    It appears he is a grandstanding tool, himself.

    Another slimy politician pandering to his constuents' moral hypocricy. November Ho!
     
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    LOL

    well that means anal tools will be not banned? good :D

    btw is kinda scaring >.>

    how life could be without my sex toys?

    i would have to manage to find more sexmates... wich is... well... not so bad at all in the end.

    great idea smart politician. ban sex toys so everyone will make more real sex muahahah

    at least cucumber will never be illegal lol
     
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    Cucumbers? Hmmm. Now it all becomes clear.

    He's really being paid by the farming lobby to increase the sales of cucumbers!
     
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    lol true!!!

    in cucumber we trust! :cool:
     
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    Yeah but some women may prefer Corgettes (smaller, knobbly and curved)..some may prefer Aubergines (BIG :eek: and purple which is course more sexy than green) or carrots for novelty value. The vegetable lobby factions will be at each others throats...these salad days can't last much longer...vegetable war is coming..:tongue:
     
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    They can try ban whatever they want...

    :27: My sexual secret toy device is sooooo comum i can find it almost anywhere....I'm a very criative woman !!!

    :flirt: No one will take by substitute penis from moi!!!

    No way Jose!!!

    :151: I'm all set !!!
     
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    That a girl Gisella!
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    Now, you know you are going to have to share your secret....
     
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    Yeh Stronzo...

    U know i love MA - a very nice, wonderful, beautiful, oceanfront democratic state for sure!God bless Massachussets!!!:usa2:

    There are some "others" who thinks we are stupid....:bsflag:
     
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    :tongue: Well Naughty...im new to those devices but i will for sure give some few clues:

    Its round object, just 3" , not fruit or vegetable ...

    :ziplip:

    Dont want to say anymore to not influence criativity of others...

    :wink:
     
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    electric torch! O_O

    i've tried it but i still preferr cold cucumber.

    then i can serve it for dinner and no one can guess anything. muahahah :D

    i will try aubergine for sure >.>
     
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    I don't understand why they don't just ban free thinking.

    The Government is Law, the Law is Sacred, The Sacred is God.

    It is dangerous to think. If you know of anyone who thinks without government permission, report them immediatly to the Ministry of Love.
     
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    Life without sex toys is no life at all:tongue: That's twisted to even think about banning them:mad: I think it's our right as Americans to be able to pleasure ourselves with a little assistance
     
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    Gold ring..oops sorry wrong thread..:rolleyes:
     
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    That link did not work when I tried it... it opens a page with all the ads, but blank where the text should be.
     
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    Ban women's sex toys? Bah. Weren't wingnuts also talking about banning the pill as well? I don't think that idea went very far.
     
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