Banana's and Anal

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Someone asked the same question about cucumbers... I have the same response. "Buy a real sex toy and don't ever invite me to dinner at your house!"
 

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!


O seriously, I doubt you'd have any long term issues, though you have ruined any potential erotic imagery with the thought of banana poo plopping out all uncontrolled from yer anus! lol

sorry but...eeeewwwwwwww!!!!! lol

but to each there own, just remember to evacuate afterwards!

diet begins a the other end...not eating at yer house...fruit flies...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Best lines ever!

but again if it feels good to you, continue. probably safer than the dildos we all used before we were told that phthalates were bad for us. :smile: just remeber to go organic, lol!
 

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!


O seriously, I doubt you'd have any long term issues, though you have ruined any potential erotic imagery with the thought of banana poo plopping out all uncontrolled from yer anus! lol

sorry but...eeeewwwwwwww!!!!! lol

but to each there own, just remember to evacuate afterwards!

diet begins a the other end...not eating at yer house...fruit flies...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Best lines ever!

but again if it feels good to you, continue. probably safer than the dildos we all used before we were told that phthalates were bad for us. :smile: just remeber to go organic, lol!

Aren't you glad that we only met over "coffee"?? :tongue:
 

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Second post. How exactly do you get a ripe banana up there anyway or do you use a green one? *shaking head*

Also, do you top it off with ice cream, fudge, strawberries, pineapple with a little whip cream? I guess that would be an ass split. :confused: :eek:
 

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Second post. How exactly do you get a ripe banana up there anyway or do you use a green one? *shaking head*

Also, do you top it off with ice cream, fudge, strawberries, pineapple with a little whip cream? I guess that would be an ass split. :confused: :eek:

I think that is called a Bananus Split!:biggrin1:
 

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Second post. How exactly do you get a ripe banana up there anyway or do you use a green one? *shaking head*

Also, do you top it off with ice cream, fudge, strawberries, pineapple with a little whip cream? I guess that would be an ass split. :confused: :eek:

Uh, yeah. I can see still in the peel, but peeled, not really.

I can actually envision a ripe, peeled banana going in a vagina, with the proper prep work :)puke:) but not anally. Just can't see it, don't want to.


Yes, and the whole "Fudge" thing, uhhh, :puke: x Infinity.
 

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you MUST not be from the (deep) south...

have heard many a'story about country boys cutting a plug out of a warm, juicy watetmellon and fucking their brains out....think about the sensations of a hard 18+ cock mashing thru all that...an organic accujac.

some folks put vodka in them, some put semen in them....:rolleyes:

:hijacked:

Bananas and Anal go together like....

Watermelon and Masturbation.
 

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Aren't you glad that we only met over "coffee"?? :tongue:
Oh god. *reads way to much into CG's line. He must be trying to tell me something!*

I will NEVER go with you to have a banana split now! :tongue:

Second post. How exactly do you get a ripe banana up there anyway or do you use a green one? *shaking head*

Also, do you top it off with ice cream, fudge, strawberries, pineapple with a little whip cream? I guess that would be an ass split. :confused: :eek:
huh..i am wondering that as well...maybe if he got open before hand a ripe one would go up there...
I think that is called a Bananus Split!:biggrin1:
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Uh, yeah. I can see still in the peel, but peeled, not really.

I can actually envision a ripe, peeled banana going in a vagina, with the proper prep work :)puke:) but not anally. Just can't see it, don't want to.


Yes, and the whole "Fudge" thing, uhhh, :puke: x Infinity.
K gave it ore though than it warrants, and I would ass-ume the guy could work the anus open till partially gaping... Then a semi ripe banana should go up there... Te OP could tell us, if we haven't made him feel horribly bad. Really not that bizarre, just could have done without th sate in which it came out imagery:redface:
Never tried two before, but the few times I used a banana I kept the skin on.
Ok doesn't that little rough end piece HURT?! seriously wondering. I lie scratchies everywhere BUT there, ya know?

I do have a serious Q for the P: what is the appeal to it? Is it just the feeling of fullness, or the slipperiness or what? Do you put anything else up there while the bananas are in you? How do you get them in you peeled, if they are ripe? or did you use under ripe ones?

Personally I will stick to cocks and toys, but now my curiosity is piqued! lol
 

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banana's up the ass = healthy penis i don't get it?

good to see you're still your jovial self too pally!:biglaugh:

i could not help but be reminded of this scene when i first read the op

Banana in the tailpipe - YouTube
I can see that playing under power lines as a kid still hasn't diminished your asinine humor. OK Not Healthy Penis, but someplace else 'sides here.:wave: