banging??

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  1. Imported

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    hungkid8: how do u bang? i ve heard about it, but have no idea how to. i just need the general idea, but specific tips would b nice too. I no this isnt really related to penis size, but i really need to no, and this is the only place i knew i could ask.
     
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    One simple way to bang, especially as the noise is particularly soothing, is to rhythmically hit a metal pot with a stainless steel spoon.
     
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    mindseye: Yuck. A wooden spoon will make a more resonant bang. Metal on metal is just too clangy for my ears.
     
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    A metal spoon against crystal or glass can produce a nice sound, but care must be used. Much more safe is to produce a meldious humming sound by running a moistened finger around the rim of a glass, but that would be 'rimming' instead of 'banging', wouldn't it?
     
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    My Grandpa used to blow an earthenware jug. But that wasn't quite a banging sound either.
     
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    mindseye: What a coincidence -- my grandma was known to play the flute. She and your grandpa would have probably made beautiful music together. I've played the flute a few times myself, but I much prefer just good old-fashioned banging.
     
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    I enjoy a periodic trip to the Art Center where I can sit in the audience and enjoy a whole stage full of people fluting, blowing and banging in unison.

    Some of my favorite composers:

    Wolfgangbang Amadeus Mozart
    Thomaso Albalogna
    Antonio Salivatieri
    John Blow
    Francesco Bartolomeo Cunti
    Johann Joseph Fux
    Giuseppi Orali Cunnilingi
    Johann Kaspar Ferdinand Fister
    Antonio Vulvaldi
     
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    wvalady1968: Will you guys stop all this talking about banging and blowing and get back to talking about sex!

    :mad:
     
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    Tender: :D
    well the kid said he wanted to know how to do it! lol!

    i think he was given some excellent tips :D

    Tender
     
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    Going4Seven: I haven't posted much here but I couldn't resist this one. Pecker, I laughed my ass off when I read those names! :D I'm 10lbs lighter now... ;D thanks for the good laugh! ;)

    [glow=red,2,300]SEVEN[/glow]
     
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    ORCABOMBER: Damn, you pee a lot, don't you? ::)
     
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    tracksuitboy: Thanks for the musical tips Pecker.  I popped down to my local HMV and bought Johann Joseph Fux's "Timpani Symphony No.1"  It was OK, but ... well ... there was just too much banging in it!  I also listened to some of Giuseppi Orali Cunnilingi's work but I wasn't impressed; I thought it sucked.
     
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    mindseye: Our school's fife and drum corps is holding their Winter Concert tonight -- lots of blowing and banging, and a good time will be had by all.

    The highlight, of course, will be Ménage à Troi, an operetta about the life of Helen of Troy, featuring music by Guillaume de Soixante-Neuf and words by Isaac Bashevis Swinger.

    If any of you are in the Blacksburg area, you're invited to come.
     
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    [quote author=mindseye link=board=youth;num=1070579448;start=0#12 date=12/16/03 at 04:22:47]If any of you are in the Blacksburg area, you're invited to come. [/quote]

    That's at the Virgin Prophylactic Institute, isn't it?
     
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    mindseye: Home of the Pokies!
     
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    wvalady1968: Who could resist?
     
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    cabbage: [quote author=hungkid8 link=board=youth;num=1070579448;start=0#0 date=12/04/03 at 15:01:48]how do u bang?  i ve heard about it, but have no idea how to.  i just need the general idea, but specific tips would b nice too.  I no this isnt really related to penis size, but i really need to no, and this is the only place i knew i could ask.[/quote]

    You copulate; your penis in her. I know these people are dragging you around in circles, but I think banging comes from simply going back and forth. So there you have it, they told you in their method rather than in their words.
     
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    rawkstar: nothing will give you a better example than a STOMP show
     
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    Ah, STOMP!

    No better example of rhythmic banging has ever touched the world stage!

    Masterbangers!
     
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    [quote author=cabbage link=board=youth;num=1070579448;start=0#16 date=12/24/03 at 07:22:49]

    You copulate; your penis in her.  I know these people are dragging you around in circles, but I think banging comes from simply going back and forth.  So there you have it, they told you in their method rather than in their words.
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    But it's fun to mess with their minds.

    Also, there's a certain matter of speed. Cut guys need to do it faster than uncut guys, but that extra speed can lead to vaginal pain.
     
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