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A man walked into a bank and walked up to a teller. He said, "I want to open up a fucking bank account!"
Astonished, the lady replied, "I'm sorry, sir we don't tolerate that kind of language at this banking establishment." With that she walked up to the bank manager and explained the situation. He agreed that the woman should not have to listen to that sort of language. They both return to the man. "what is the problem here, sir?" the bank manager asked.
"There is no fucking problem here. I just won $200 million bucks in the lottery, and I wanna put my mother-fucking money in this mother-fucking bank!"
"Oh, I see" the bank manager said, "And is this bitch giving you a hard time, sir?'
Astonished, the lady replied, "I'm sorry, sir we don't tolerate that kind of language at this banking establishment." With that she walked up to the bank manager and explained the situation. He agreed that the woman should not have to listen to that sort of language. They both return to the man. "what is the problem here, sir?" the bank manager asked.
"There is no fucking problem here. I just won $200 million bucks in the lottery, and I wanna put my mother-fucking money in this mother-fucking bank!"
"Oh, I see" the bank manager said, "And is this bitch giving you a hard time, sir?'