Bank wants thumbprint from man with no hands

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Bank wants thumbprint from man with no hands
Tampa, Florida -- While most banks require a thumbprint to cash a check from someone who doesn't have an account, a Tampa man says that policy was impossible to comply with. Steve Valdez says he was shocked when he was told he had to put his thumbprint on a check written on his wife's Bank of America check. Valdez says the check was written to him with the same address he has on his driver's license. Although he had two forms of identification both with pictures, the bank still required Valdez to give a thumbprint before it would cash the check. But that was impossible, because Valdez was born without arms and wears prosthetic devices.
According to Valdez, when he gave the teller the check, she said "Obviously you can't give a thumbprint." But Valdez says the manager refused to cash the check unless he did.

I'm not sure which Blue Collar Comedy Tour guy to quote here. :eek::confused:

Bill Engvall: "Here's Your Sign"

or
Ron White: "You Can't Fix Stupid"
 

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The manager is proof that the Peter Principle exists and is true.
 

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shoulda used his foot

or just open a free checking account...
No such thing as a "free" checking account. They always cost money and why should he have to? It's his money. And furthermore, why would he open an account at a bank with such asinine rules and management who had just insulted him?
 
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No such thing as a "free" checking account. They always cost money and why should he have to? It's his money. And furthermore, why would he open an account at a bank with such asinine rules and management who had just insulted him?

BINGO! We have a winner!!
 

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go to that bank again with another check to cash. this time, jerk off in your car before going in and leave some cum on your thumb. what a treat for the teller!
 

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go to that bank again with another check to cash. this time, jerk off in your car before going in and leave some cum on your thumb. what a treat for the teller!

Sounds about like the way I'd handle that situation. Be kinky if she started running her tongue all over the check tho! :lmao: