Bank wants thumbprint from man with no hands

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  1. Principessa

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    Bank wants thumbprint from man with no hands



    I'm not sure which Blue Collar Comedy Tour guy to quote here. :eek::confused:

    Bill Engvall: "Here's Your Sign"

    or
    Ron White: "You Can't Fix Stupid"
     
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    The manager is proof that the Peter Principle exists and is true.
     
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    shoulda used his foot

    or just open a free checking account...
     
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    No such thing as a "free" checking account. They always cost money and why should he have to? It's his money. And furthermore, why would he open an account at a bank with such asinine rules and management who had just insulted him?
     
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    BINGO! We have a winner!!
     
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    go to that bank again with another check to cash. this time, jerk off in your car before going in and leave some cum on your thumb. what a treat for the teller!
     
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    Fuck the bank. Go to a Credit Union.
     
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    Sounds about like the way I'd handle that situation. Be kinky if she started running her tongue all over the check tho! :lmao:
     
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