banned for working on canned tomatoes that didn't have real tomatoes because there is a world shortage that has banned exporting anything worthwhile
Banned for paying to be banned....oh, and yeah, Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa 
Banned for dressing in a habit to inhabit a Convent at your convenience to view nude new inhabitants.
Banned for breaking a bust in Brisbane behind Billys Burgers & Beer. Be brave but boldly bring buddies.
Banned for double talk, no, triple talk...which can be misconstrued to be political talk. Automatic ban
Banned for not recognizing quadruple talk and cipher blended with inane phrasing.
banned for loving mens penises when they explode into tomato cans when you open them
