Banned

[deleted3995701]

Banned for planting potatoes in Rocky soil.

 

[deleted16577781]

Banned for having rocky soil

 

[deleted3995701]

Banned for rocking my soil

 

[deleted16577781]

Banned for wanting to plough my soil while I was banned from having sex wit strangers

 

[deleted3995701]

I'm banning myself for allowing myself to have fun. It's time I go again.

 

[deleted16577781]

Your banned for even thinking you are not wanted at all

 

[seventiesdemon]

Banned for soiling your pants

 

[deleted16577781]

Banned for getting wet at the outdoor Kino

 

[deleted3995701]

Banned for selling t-shirts out of the back of a windowless van.

 

[bigboy9239]

Banned for owning a windowless van....

 

[deleted3995701]

Banned for windowing less of a van

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I been banned from a Christian dating website....Apparently "Hung_Like_Jesus" isn't an appropriate user name!

 

[deleted16577781]

Banned because your not hung enough

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Banned for using only two shells to wipe

Banned because you used material from a 1990s movie without understanding the fundamental value.

 

[deleted3995701]

Banned for putting the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for being on Team Loverboy instead of Team Aldo Nova 40 years ago.

 

[deleted3995701]

Banned for glorifying Twilight vampires.

 

[Beefbayonet]

Banned for sending clay busts of your own smiling head as gifts to friends and family

 

[deleted3995701]

Banned for stealing my bust gifts and using them as facial practice.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for not admitting those busts weren't sculpted from clay.