Banned

[bigboy9239]

Banned for looking into my tool box and noticing my lack of hole saw diversity.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned from cruising the aisles at Harbor Freight looking for cheap tools looking for cheap tools.

 

[bigboy9239]

Banned for claiming he uses expensive Snap-ons when he uses Harbor Freight "use it once and it breaks" tools!

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for always screwing up a "How many ______does it take to screw in a light bulb?" joke.

 

[bigboy9239]

Banned for adding extra ________ in those jokes...

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for starting a (circle) joke, but not realizing it was going to be all on him.

 

[bigboy9239]

Banned for wanting a circle jerk, but not knowing it didn't mean a bunch of idiots in a circle...

 

[deleted9061961]

Banned for wanting a circle jerk, but not knowing it didn't mean a bunch of idiots in a circle...

Banned for using too many clever memes

 

[bigboy9239]

Banned for being the poor man's Mick Jagger...of the Rolling Bones

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for knowing a guy who claims to have known a guy who looks like Mick Jagger from behind.

 

[bigboy9239]

Banned for knowing a LITTLE too much about Mick Jaggers behind...

 

[deleted3995701]

Banned for being behind the eight ball.

 

[bigboy9239]

Banned for being able to count to 8!

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for scratching his cue ball down at the pool hall.

 

[deleted9061961]

Banned for putting his dick on everything in sight

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for doubting my dick's healing powers when I layeth it upon the inflicted.

 

[bigboy9239]

Banned for NOT saying "Bless you ...for you have sinned" while he layeth his dick upon their flesh.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for not being familiar with phallic telepathy.

 

[bigboy9239]

Banned for having heard voices in his head.,...of other mens penis'.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for never questioning the validity of Mister. Ed.