Banned

[bigboy9239]

Banned for naming his first born WILBUR.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Banned for thinking that the show "Jersey Shore" was a documentary.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for having a cankle fetish.

 

[bigboy9239]

Banned for the Cankle sores on his bacK!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Banned because he tried playing a duet with the naked cowboy on a ukulele on new years eve.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Nonsense. Get out of the way and a tissue, for chrissakes. Banned for whimpering. Said.

Look, I ain't telling you one more time; Stay the hell off of my ass right now, or I'll report you eight after I put you on ignore!!

 

[bigboy9239]

Banned....for having tried to play the ukulele with his anus....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Banned....for having tried to play the ukulele with his anus....

But I only did it to get rid of the stinky notes!HONEST!!!! And you know it.
Banned because his cheesy ass goatee hasn't been trimmed IN MONTHS and is collecting food therein.

 

[bigboy9239]

Banned for picking the dried crumbs out of my non existent beard..to save for later....Yum!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Banned because he actually there was only food within and not just a dead baby bird.

 

[bigboy9239]

BANNED for trying to hide the non-existant cheese in my non existent beard,,,,

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for having an existential cheese crisis while having the nerve to serve wine and triscuits for the guests in attendance.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Banned because he tried scraping the nasty ol' cheese from his ratty goatee and tried to make his guest a breakfast sanger.

 

[freakdick2hands]

BANNED for trying to hide the non-existant cheese in my non existent beard,,,,

Banned for making me sit here with MissivePokemonGO waiting for your next festering zinger while BRO_Cuck tells me how he makes a killing on the Turdwager App.

 

[bigboy9239]

LOL Banned...just banned.....for waiting too long for the zinger...while you had a zinger waiting to be delivered yourself.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for not inquiring about wanting to get in on my new gambling app, Turdwager. I haven't worked out all the particulars, but it's a can't miss.

 

[bigboy9239]

Banned for trying to sell a pig in a poke......

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for being a slanderous swine.

 

[mallak]

Banned for reveling in banning too much. A banning should be an extraordinary occasion, of grave solemnity for both the banner and the bannee. Do not diminish it.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for being the Paul Masson of banning. Get outta town. Here's a shitty cardboard box of port wine as a consolation.