Banned

[DiamondJoe]

Banned for not understanding that I banned myself already.


*sighs wistfully*

I've been up all night fucking so I'm off to bed. Good night/morning/whatever it is

 

[halcyondays]

Banned for sleep deprivation.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Banned for waking me up :/

 

[Always4ever25]

Banned for not fully rising

 

[FoxyKitty]

Banned for not fucking me awake.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for being too hard on DetumescentJoe.
Banned for associating 'wokeness' with erectile dysfunction.
Banned for mocking HalfcockedJoe's refractory period shortcomings.

 

[FoxyKitty]

Banned for confusing the thread.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for sneaking that in without warning.

 

[FoxyKitty]

Banned for thinking I need to warn before posting

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for not being harsh enough in your criticism of my witticisms.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for having an alarm cock.

 

[FoxyKitty]

Banned for annoying me to the point of logging off!

 

[freakdick2hands]

...that wakes you up in the crack rather than at the crack of dawn.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for banning interruptus.

 

[halcyondays]

Banned for unauthorized use of Latin.

 

[Always4ever25]

Remember when this thread wasn't full of bruised egos, low-rent Shakespeare closet cases and bitchcraft? When we weren't comparing sizes? What type of Corona has gotten into some of y'all?

...banned for pollution

 

[DiamondJoe]

Get real, lady. Banned for seeing the world through rose-tinted spectacles.

 

[FoxyKitty]

Banned for being a girl's best friend

 

[Always4ever25]

(you're not the to tell me that )... But I happen to like my fairytales and pixel dust so that's what I'll stick to. Hakuna Matata, mate.

...Banned for not seeing the world through rose-tinted spectacles..

 

[deleted3852821]

Banned for singing "when I was a young warthaaaaag!" at the top her her lungs.