Banned

[INCUBUS]

Banned for farting in bed! Alone, just to breathe in his own scent.

 

[Reg]

Farted in bed and the dog left the room

Banned for posting cat videos on their profile.

 

[INCUBUS]

Banned for thinking those were cats

 

[deleted5614381]

Banned for walking his now traumatised cat on a leash.

 

[INCUBUS]

Banned for not having the opportunity and pleasures of collars and leash.
Perhaps whips, chains and a good flogging!?!?!

 

[1326845]

Banned for putting naughty ideas in my head

 

[INCUBUS]

Banned for non self exploration and experimentation

 

[1326845]

Banned for not taking me under his wing to train me

 

[deleted5339781]

Banned for bringing up wings again

 

[1326845]

Banned for having wings and not able to fly.

 

[deleted5614381]

Banned for stockpiling sex toys in lockdown again. There is not an anal bead left in Scotland.

 

[1326845]

Banned for not replacing my toys

 

[INCUBUS]

Banned for having more toys than men

 

[1326845]

Banned for having more toys than men

Banned for not visiting me...


It's not my fault, I live in the middle of nowhere, wouldn't want to get a reputation,plus there's not that many men here, most of which I wouldn't touch with a ten foot barge pole.
Just saying.

 

[INCUBUS]

Banned for taking a 10 foot pole over the men of her village

 

[1326845]

Banned for judging my choice without knowing the options

 

[INCUBUS]

Banned for not explaining her options

 

[deleted5339781]

The men are either not very attractive or dickheads or both.

Banned for not seeing the bleeding obvious!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Tbubs got banned from Olive Garden for eating too much breadsticks
“*how many did you eat?**”
“Olive them.”

 

[DiamondJoe]

Banned, 'cos obvs, innit?