Bar Urinals

[D_Maurice Mountlilly]

a really tall guy at a urinal next to mine(6'7) looked over at me and said"dude..i'm not gay but damn!" i told my buddy back at the bar about it,and when we looked over at him the guy was telling his girlfriend he was with about me(demonstrating by holding his hands apart)smiling at me.
my friend just cracked up.

 

[invisibleman]

How do you handle it when you take a piss in a bar and the supposed straight guy next to you is checking out your package?

...what if he's black?

Make sure you both shake it, zip it up, wash your hands, and dry them before attempting to do this...

 

[D_Rawkesbye Deadheade]

Ask him if he's paying by cash or cheque.

Or you can just ignore him and get on with pissing.

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

I turn around quickly so I slap his face with my cock.

 

[greekgott]

what if he's black?

He won't even get a glance.

 

[TopDudeFtl]

How do you handle it when you take a piss in a bar and the supposed straight guy next to you is checking out your package?

Say "thank you" and "a picture is worth a thousand words".

what if he's black?

Say "I'm sure it's nothing like yours". :biggrin1:

 

[laughatbig]

I was at a str8 dance club this weekend and went to the restroom where they have a row of urinals against the wall with no dividers. This really cute spainish guy came to the uninal next to me and he stared so hard at my cock I thought he was gonna reach over and grab it. To many people came in so I zipped up and left. He came up to me on the dance floor and he said "please don't get mad, but what size is your cock?" He then said that in spain you never see dicks that big. I told him I was leaving and he followed me to an empty parking lot where I proceded to give him a very erotic show with a jack off and blowjob to boot.

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

I was at a str8 dance club this weekend and went to the restroom where they have a row of urinals against the wall with no dividers. This really cute spainish guy came to the uninal next to me and he stared so hard at my cock I thought he was gonna reach over and grab it. To many people came in so I zipped up and left. He came up to me on the dance floor and he said "please don't get mad, but what size is your cock?" He then said that in spain you never see dicks that big. I told him I was leaving and he followed me to an empty parking lot where I proceded to give him a very erotic show with a jack off and blowjob to boot.

 

[DiscoBoy]

I turn around quickly so I slap his face with my cock.

My biggest urinal fantasy.

 

[Empathizer]

Emmm, just pee and wash your hands after it.

I gotta say, I emphasize Part Two of this plan. Too many people think it's okay to leave the bathroom with gross E. coli and pee droplets all over their hands. Ick. And then they shake hands with people. At least use some Purell, people! Maybe one out of every thousand or so people ever asks someone to start their tow-boat, so quit preemptively starting the engine for watersports... (tee hee. I'll be here, all weak (and feeble, too).).

 

[the_kerryzzz]

Its cool man. Enjoy that someones looking. Put on a show. probably get some good head out of it. I know i have looked many times. I would have blown some of them if they had wanted me too. Ive seen some really hot cocks at the urinals. Its one of lifes simple pleasures.

 

[TopDudeFtl]

My biggest urinal fantasy.

Let me know if you ever want to live out the fantasy. :wink:

 

[kurios]

Do what you are there to do and leave

 

[TopDudeFtl]

Do what you are there to do and leave

Now, that's no fun. :frown2:

 

[DiscoBoy]

Let me know if you ever want to live out the fantasy. :wink:

Do you need a formal letter or will this post suffice?:biggrin1::tongue:

 

[D_CountdeGrandePinja]

sounds like an invitation!!!!

 

[PowayWolfman]

*shrugs*.. dude it happens.. lean back and let the fella get a good look.Thats what I do. he's probably never going to see one that big again XD,,

 

[TopDudeFtl]

Do you need a formal letter or will this post suffice?:biggrin1::tongue:

(Scrambles to get a passport...):drive:

 

[hoggindaz]

this is not acceptable behaviour at all, it has happened to me a couple times where people have said something and i was ready to kick their ass. if you are gay fine, thats good for you but don't sexually oogle at me when i just want to take a piss.

 

[NiceDude]

I had a situation in which I was at a urinal at a famous London department store, no dividers, and a hot guy next to me, that when thinking of it was checking me out. And I was too shy to look, which was totally stupid cause I had my dick hanging there and I was so close and could easily have looked... sometimes even a healthy, cock-loving gay guy is too modest to look. I regret it though haha.