Bar Urinals
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Couple of years ago, Mate and I went to a AFL game and we were drinking. At half time we needed a slash and these were open urinals. There were about twenty guys having a pee and heaps lining up. My mate and I are standing together and suddenly he shouts at me. "Why are you looking at my cock"?. Hilarious. Heads went up everywhere and total silence. We had tears running down our faces as we headed back to our seats.
I still get a laugh out of it.
I still get a laugh out of it.
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When I notice them staring I say something along of the lines "You think that's cool? Check this shit out!!!"
I then point my dick up and start pissing all over my face. They don't stick around for long after that. It serves them right for treating me like some sort of piece of meat.
I then point my dick up and start pissing all over my face. They don't stick around for long after that. It serves them right for treating me like some sort of piece of meat.
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It baffles me that a guy would post forty pictures of just his dick and then get outraged when someone "oogles" it in real (and harmless) life.
Twas a joke. I accidentally put rolly eyes instead of winky eyes for my emoticon (they are both blue after all).
What a terrible boner on my part.
:wink:
there we go... phew
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You reminded me of a baseball game I went to with 4 buddies. We drank plenty of beer and all needed to piss on the way out of the stadium. The 5 of us were sort of spread out, but my best friend was pissing next to me. There were dividers, so you weren't seeing anybody's dick unless you were leaning over their shoulder or they were standing way back. Nobody was really. My still buzzed buddy turns to me and loudly announces, "nice pecker!" We all cracked up and I thanked him noticing. :friday:
Usually doesn't bother me if I see the guy next to me sizing me up. I usually piss one handed or no handed anyway so it happens a lot.
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I dont appreciate if someone is gawking. Its invasive and inappropriate. Just because i have a body part thats considered to be a positive doesnt mean i want to parade it around.
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What I find is that those that find it offensive, invasive or whatever usually have NOTHING to worry about, NO ONE is interested. It is a natural instinct to look, but looking doesn't mean they want to crawl on your bones. IMO. Rest assured your penis is safe.
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The bars I hang out (no pun intended) in, if I'm standing next to another guy at a urinal I'm just happy if he's not so drunk that he's pissing all over my feet!
But honestly, I don't give a shit if somebody's checking out my Johnson; besides I tend to just pull it out and let it hang down by itself when I piss, so I guess that gives an unobstructed view. I figure most guys, gay and straight, sneak a peak anyhow.
When I was much younger I'd get a little wierded-out when another guy would actually comment on my cock (although it doesn't happen all that frequently), but now I just take it as a compliment. Then again, I seldom go to gay bars.
But honestly, I don't give a shit if somebody's checking out my Johnson; besides I tend to just pull it out and let it hang down by itself when I piss, so I guess that gives an unobstructed view. I figure most guys, gay and straight, sneak a peak anyhow.
When I was much younger I'd get a little wierded-out when another guy would actually comment on my cock (although it doesn't happen all that frequently), but now I just take it as a compliment. Then again, I seldom go to gay bars.
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