Barbershop

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  1. Pecker

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    A little girl went to the barbershop with her dad and was standing by her dad's chair eating a Twinkie.

    The barber said, "Sweetie, you are going to get hair on your Twinkie."

    The little girl said, "Yes, I know, and I am going to get boobs too."
     
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    lol wow
     
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    LOL.......:laugh2:
     
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    Thats fucked up. It does remind me of the first time I saw hair on a twinkie. A family member that I played with like a sister for my entire life was wearing very low cut shorts and sitting across from me one day. She shifted and open her legs and like mother nature intended my eyes went directly down there. It was simply WOW, tiny bikini underwear with dark straight fresh new hair sliding out all around it. She saw me and quickly shut the door. However we talked about it latter, because we were close and I did not do anything wrong and she knew it. Funny part is she was younger than me and I still had not grown my own bush yet. She asked the obvious question and did not believe me when I said I did not have anything to show. I did prove my point though and we both laughed a little, her more than me sadly; but hey I saw bush.
     
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    :biggrin1: Very good, Pecker!
     
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