Barnyard humor

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Imported, Apr 19, 2005.

  1. Imported

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    Jan 1, 2000
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    ravenously: One day, while on his daily walk around the farm, the old plow horse met a new born baby chicken. They started talking and the chicken followed as the horse continued his tour. Being that it was the rainny season, the farm was quite wet.
    The old horse, not looking where he was going, walked right into a mud puddle and got stuck.

    " Don't worry I'll get you out" said the chicken. The chicken ran around the farm looking for a way to save his friend. He went to the tractor, but it wouldn't sart. So, he looked for the farmer, but he was nowhere to be found. Finally, he saw the farmers Mercedes ( he was a well to do farmer). The chicken backed the car up to the mud puddle and pulled out his friend.

    A couple of days latter the two friends were walking and talking around the farm.
    This time chicken fell into a puddle and got stuck. "Don't worry I'll get you out" said the horse. So, the horse straddled the puddle and let everything " hang out".
    "Grab on" said the horse, and he pulled the chicken out.

    Moral of the story: You don't need a mercedes to pick up chicks, if your hung like a horse.
  2. blackwood

    blackwood New Member

    Mar 12, 2005
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    Great, Really Great!

  3. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Mar 5, 2002
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    Any cock'll do when your cock-a-doodle-do has cock-a-doodle-dooed himself hoarse.
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