bath house experience

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    has anyone ever gone to a gay bathhouse before? hooked up with anyone while there?

    I did last fall while travleing to Denver. The place was the DSC (denver swim club). It was a Sat morning and not very busy. I was so nervous, but took the plunge. My only action was letting a guy rub me off and finger me. After I blew, he left.

    Anyone have bathhouse stories?
     
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    Too many to tell here. (Actually, I've told too many here....)

    I dig the bathhouse vibe. It's a great way to commune with other gay guys even if you end up not having sex. The baths in Europe tend to be more laid back and fun, in my opinion.

    I went to Club Dallas last week and fucked a beautiful muscular attorney -- kind of steroidal but HOT with a huge cock. I love finding a great hung bottom, and he was a perfect lay.
     
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    Many years ago, while in a bath house in DC, I had the fortune of getting picked up by Barry Manilow! He was the back up piano player to Bette Middler at the time.

    Big nose, big feet, skinny body and a huge cock! OH Mandy!!!!!
     
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    Responding to the OP, yeah I've thought about a bathhouse experience but there doesn't seem to be one near me. I'm with Industrial, I think the overall vibe of something like that is cool.....would love to try it someday. In another universe.....but....still......
     
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    I've been to a few sex clubs here in Vegas and I find them to be a great place to release the tension. There are a variety of out-of-towners that go for a little action away from the wifey and you are always aware of what you're going to get because everyone wears only towels - except for that one old guy at Hawk's Gym who roams the corridors in his oversized leather chaps. You just have to be ready and willing to fend off unwelcomed advances without being a dick and try not to get into any after-sex talk unless you want a puppy following you around for the rest of the night.
     
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    Flex Baths lists these rules of the bathhouse, for the uninitiated:

    1. People wearing jockstraps tend to make it with other people wearing jockstraps. Nobody makes it with people wearing pink bikinis.
    2. You can have a heart attack while fucking in the whirlpool.
    3. It is extremely hazardous to your health to attempt to inhale poppers while underwater.
    4. Saying "I'm resting" to everyone who seeks entry into your room defeats the purpose of going to the baths.
    5. If everyone who said "I don't come here often" was telling the truth there would be no one there.
    6. Those who lie naked on their stomachs with their asses in the air remind one of electric pencil sharpeners.
    7. Conversations in the orgy room should be kept to a minimum. Grunts, groans, notices that "I'm coming" and invitations to do it in a room instead are acceptable. Discussions about the weather, ex-lovers, favorite lubricants, the quality of the darkness, and the pros and cons of cock rings are not.
    8. If you are looking for a wonderfully spiritual union with a kindred spirit you are in the wrong place.
    9. Do not assume that the guys walking into walls are on some weird new drug. Most likely they have just left their glasses in their lockers. It is better to look good than to see good.
    10. Once in a while, do your good deed for the gay: Let an old troll suck your cock. Such magnanimous gestures are duly recorded by the Great Faggot in the Sky, and when you are an old troll the favors will be returned in kind. Yes, Virginia, that's the way it works.
    11. Please realize that bathrooms, even those at the tubs, do have legitimate purposes. Giving someone a blow job in a cubicle while outside the locked door seven guys are turning various shades of green will not make you popular.
    12. If you are tempted to wear a Lacoste shirt with your towel, understand that many people would find it a capital offense.
    13. Finish what you start.
    14. If you see a man in a room with a can of Crisco, a thick belt, and a bottle of poppers neatly arrayed on the little table, be certain that you know the purpose of all three items before entering.
    15. When it's past the wrist is not the time to say "No."
    16. It's OK to bring your own rope; it's not OK to tie yourself up.
    17. Spending 72 consecutive hours at the tubs will neither destroy your reputation nor greatly enhance it.
    18. If you are at the baths busily cheating on your lover, don't make a scene should you discover him there.
    19. People who say "I've never done that before" should be informed that the ability to deep-throat is not genetic.
    20. Those who lose the keys to their rooms or lockers are never heard from again.
    21. The law of increasing good looks: People tend to become more attractive the longer you are there.
    22. In the dark all cats are gray, but 10 inches is still better than six inches.
    23. Men with small cocks can be sexually tremendous if they are technically proficient, but men with big dicks don't have to know a damn thing.
    24. Doing it for England is as valid a reason for doing it as any.
    25. A primitive tribe in Borneo does not have a word for "No" in its language. Natives deny sexual favors by looking mournful and saying, "I'd like to, but I just came."
    26. After you've been fucked by 12 guys in the orgy room you will never again convince anyone with your coy routine.
    27. Asking to borrow someone's cock ring is even more tasteless than asking to borrow someone's comb.
    28. Law of maximum discomfort: When they call your room number or locker number to the front desk, you will inevitably be in a position impossible to get out of quickly without seriously injuring yourself.
    29. For a real hoot go to the baths without having used alcohol or drugs. It is truly amazing how fabulously you will be able to make out when you are the only one there in a solid state.
    30. Giggling is not a correct response to "Wanna fuck?"
    31. If you can remember the title of the porno movie that was showing in the "rest section" you did not have a good time.
    32. It is pointless to consider why guys who won't even talk to you at the bars are so eager to suck your cock at the baths.
    33. Spending more than two hours with one number at the baths makes you two an item. More than four hours makes you engaged. On a good night it is possible to commit bigamy.
    34. For some unknown reason it is considered embarrassing to make it with someone you already know.
    35. No one ever believes the line, "We're really not lovers."
    36. At all times remember that tubbing is a participation sport, not a spectator sport.
    37. Spending hours deciding what to wear to the tubs is a particularly inane waste of time.
    38. Never try to explain the baths to heterosexuals.
    39. Possession of more than three bath cards makes you a serious faggot.
    40. Georgina's law of the weight room: People working out are doing it for your benefit, not theirs.
    41. Formal attire means a black jockstrap.
    42. Contrary to popular belief, one can indeed be too clean.
    43. You can never be too rich, too muscular or have too big of a dick.
    44. Believe it or not, it is possible to have good sex without using poppers. A man in New Jersey claims to do it all the time.
     
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    Hung Muscle, that list was hilarious. I have a question for you, and please don't tease me about my ignorance, but , what's a popper?
     
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    Poppers is the colloquial term for a range of chemicals (nitrites) that some choose to sniff during sex. They have the effect of a fast buzz to the head and relaxing of muscles, making deep-throating or getting fucked easier. They seem to be an ingrained part of the sexual experience for many in leather-BDSM circles, although my no means universal.

    I have never used them myself, but I've often walked through clouds of the stuff at clubs. To me, they smell like dirty socks and not anything I'd want to breathe in by choice. They also burn if you spill the liquid form onto your skin. You will sometimes find them on sale in sex shops under the euphemism "room odorisers" or "vinyl cleansers," if i recall.

    With the advent of Viagra, it has been discovered that the combination of Viagra and poppers can be deadly. This is because Viagra's effect of dilating blood vessels and poppers' effect of dropping blood pressure can combine to cause heart attacks.
     
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    Last time I went was about 25 years ago! I thought they went the way of adult bookstores. Like as in closed due to lack of business.Do people still do bookstores?
     
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    I have never been to a bath house. Never really thought about it.

    We have bookstores around here but they are really sleazy except for one that isn't half bad; even borders on the clean. They're not happy places nor are they even comfortable. If I'm stupid horny I'll go in for a quick blowjob but that's just a few times a year. I think I'd rather try a bath house, just once, to see what it's like. Maybe I should head up to Montreal while I'm up in Vermont next week.
     
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    I thought they all closed with the onset of AIDS education!You think trolls at the gym were bad.Try walking thru a bath house without getting raped!Remember bookstores-The best place to get straight acting married men back in the late 70's? Do they still do that?
     
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    I've been to one in NYC, Atlanta, and Puerto Rico. I haven't been in a long time, though. I usually went for blowjobs.
     
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    Puerto Rico? That I could handle,like dying and going to heaven!
     
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    Can you list these locals in the Vegas area please?
     
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    Does atenelol count as a popper, how about hydrochlorothiazide?
     
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