Bathing suit stolen

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I'm heterosexual and don't like friends looking at me and thinking "big dick". It's a peculiar kind of uncomfortable feeling...yet at the same time I think it's a turn-on to show off and walk around naked.


Something very similar happened to me when I was in college. It was kinda amusing and I laugh about it now, but it still leaves a weird feeling when I run into some of the folks who stripped me and made me run around collecting my clothes.

I'm gay, and have been known to show off in a big way in certain circumstances, but I don't particularly like friends to look at me and think "big dick" either.

By the way, people, pick on the fakes not this dude. And post your own pics before you criticize or call bullshit on others.
 

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Well, um... OK, so a few years ago, when some friends were over at my parents' place, and we had been relaxing in the hot tub, afterwards, in a pile of towels, one friend's suit was lost, and although I soon found it after they'd left, I didn't "find" it until about a week later, when I felt guilty and returned it. :redface:

This reminds me... wasn't there a guy here, a while back, who's jockstrap was constantly stolen at the gym?
 

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This reminds me... wasn't there a guy here, a while back, who's jockstrap was constantly stolen at the gym?

Good memory. He was run off when he kept posting the same stupid thread about guys stealing his jock, his bathing suit, his underwear, his virginity in his high school lockerroom....
 

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Just imagining you wet and naked gets me going! By the way, love your pictures.

Hah! It seems I've offended the big dick accuracy police...(most of whom have chosen to post no pictures of themselves. I wonder why...) Thanks for your support. People shouldn't get so caught up in being 100% literal with every word. Ok my cock slapped against my stomach and not my chest.

The fact I might have been trying to convey was that I was turned on by the whole episode. My cock got semi-hard. I wanted it to be big but not so big it would be embarrassing...and that's what happened.

I'm heterosexual and don't like friends looking at me and thinking "big dick". It's a peculiar kind of uncomfortable feeling...yet at the same time I think it's a turn-on to show off and walk around naked.

I've learned to avoid this kind of situation ever since this happened. I definitely want friends to see me for who I am and not for a physical attribute. So it's sexy and I definitely replayed that event in my mind many times...especially all the comments...but at the same time it wasn't worth the uncomfortable feeling afterward around them.

Oh, and by the way, my cock can touch my upper chest...there's a picture of it in the gallery and I'm not 100% hard there either. So there.