Krueger: Yeah, so it's not about penis jokes (though some of your graffiti examples might be), just an amusing anecdote. What's the best graffiti you have seen? I have two favorites. One was at a school where they have Clippers as a mascot for whatever reason. There was an unfortunate Clipper Who didn't examine his zipper, So he left the stall With his fly down and all Of the school got to see his big dipper. The other one's in German, but I'll translate (roughly so that it rhymes) In diesem Hause wohnt ein Geist der jedem, der zu lange scheisst von unten in die Eier beisst. Mich aber hat er nicht gebissen: Ich hab ihm ins Gesicht geschissen. Und die Moral von der Geschicht: Beschissne Geister beissen nicht. A ghost is living in this stall, So shit too long and all of y'all Get bitten by him in the balls. But me, the spirit hasn't bit: For in its face, I now have shit. And the lesson that I write: Soiled spirits do not bite. What are your favorites? Have you ever written anything?