Bathroom graffiti

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  1. Imported

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    Krueger: Yeah, so it's not about penis jokes (though some of your graffiti examples might be), just an amusing anecdote.
    What's the best graffiti you have seen? I have two favorites.
    One was at a school where they have Clippers as a mascot for whatever reason.

    There was an unfortunate Clipper
    Who didn't examine his zipper,
    So he left the stall
    With his fly down and all
    Of the school got to see his big dipper.

    The other one's in German, but I'll translate (roughly so that it rhymes)

    In diesem Hause wohnt ein Geist
    der jedem, der zu lange scheisst
    von unten in die Eier beisst.
    Mich aber hat er nicht gebissen:
    Ich hab ihm ins Gesicht geschissen.
    Und die Moral von der Geschicht:
    Beschissne Geister beissen nicht.

    A ghost is living in this stall,
    So shit too long and all of y'all
    Get bitten by him in the balls.
    But me, the spirit hasn't bit:
    For in its face, I now have shit.
    And the lesson that I write:
    Soiled spirits do not bite.

    What are your favorites? Have you ever written anything?
     
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    DON'T FLUSH!
    I READ TEA LEAVES, TAROTS & STOOLS!
     
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    Best one I've ever seen was writen by two people, the original said "I had your mom last night" (really original :eyes: ) but then someone had carved under it "dad go home and sober up".
     
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    Was in a cubicle the other day, the scribblings were a bit more of along the lines of a political discussion, which is probably where it belongs. I had pen in pocket and thought why not. Mine was simple, 'You have just entered the 'Turdis', looks bigger from the outside dunniiiiit?' They probably won't get it.

    My Grandmother used to place pictures of the royal family in her Loo, she was a bit of a royal watcher as many women of that generation were. I suppose it went with sitting on the throne :)
     
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    Here I sit, I'm at a loss,
    Trying to shit out taco sauce,
    When it comes I hope and pray,
    I don't blow my ass away,
     
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    There was one written on the wall down low...when I read it it said..."You are now shitting at 45 degrees".
     
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    Saw an excellent one" My mom made me a homosexual", somebody wrote below, "If I buy her some wool, will she make me one two?"
     
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