Bathroom Poetry

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  1. D_Navengil Nutroll

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    some of the more interesting readings in my life have been on the can. usually in a college or gas station or bar bathroom. put some memorable ones here in this thread. i will start.

    i once met a woman in lace
    who eagerly sat on my face
    she brought a tear to my eye
    and i asked her why
    she said probably cuz i douche with mace
     
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    When I was very little (5 or 6) I saw this on the wall in a swimming pool changeroom/bathroom:

    Here I sit, broken-hearted
    Trying to shit but only farted

    Even now it still makes me giggle. I guess you never forget your first dirty joke.
     
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    At a camp ground:


    People write on shit house walls,
    make their shit in little balls.
    People who read these words of wit,
    eat those little balls of shit.

    In a college restroom:

    Flush twice it is a long way to the snack shop.
     
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    Not really poetry, just something for the "No Heroics" fans out there:

    EXCELSOR BUMS CATS
     
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    "It is the year 1823. I feel it is time to poop."
     
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    above the urinal

    why are you looking up here?
    the joke is in you hand

    not really poetry, but a classic
     
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    at a truck stop:

    Just know, you will always have a tiny dick!


    ouch
     
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    One limerick that will stay with me forever no matter how drunk I was when I saw it:

    nympho-maniacal jill used a stick of dynamite for a thrill
    they found her vagina
    in south carolina
    and bits of her tits in brazil


    Also, I once saw Pi written out to the 30th or 40th decimal place.. but i didn't check it for accuracy.
     
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    one of my favorites

    Blow jobs 25 cents
    With lipstick Free
     
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    I heard this one when I was a little kid. Not sure if this was a bathroom poem, but it sounds like one. Like all good dirty jokes and limericks, this one came from a schoolyard. I can't remember the exact measurements LOL:

    My friend Mick
    had a six foot dick
    and he showed it to the woman next door.

    But she thought it was a snake,
    so she hit it with a rake
    and now it's only 2 foot 4.
     
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