Bathroom Poetry

[D_Navengil Nutroll]

some of the more interesting readings in my life have been on the can. usually in a college or gas station or bar bathroom. put some memorable ones here in this thread. i will start.

i once met a woman in lace
who eagerly sat on my face
she brought a tear to my eye
and i asked her why
she said probably cuz i douche with mace

 

[willow78]

When I was very little (5 or 6) I saw this on the wall in a swimming pool changeroom/bathroom:

Here I sit, broken-hearted
Trying to shit but only farted

Even now it still makes me giggle. I guess you never forget your first dirty joke.

 

[ghb69]

At a camp ground:


People write on shit house walls,
make their shit in little balls.
People who read these words of wit,
eat those little balls of shit.

In a college restroom:

Flush twice it is a long way to the snack shop.

 

[willow78]

Not really poetry, just something for the "No Heroics" fans out there:

EXCELSOR BUMS CATS

 

[jpc487]

"It is the year 1823. I feel it is time to poop."

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

above the urinal

why are you looking up here?
the joke is in you hand

not really poetry, but a classic

 

[unzipped]

at a truck stop:

Just know, you will always have a tiny dick!


ouch

 

[Cant_Stop]

One limerick that will stay with me forever no matter how drunk I was when I saw it:

nympho-maniacal jill used a stick of dynamite for a thrill
they found her vagina
in south carolina
and bits of her tits in brazil


Also, I once saw Pi written out to the 30th or 40th decimal place.. but i didn't check it for accuracy.

 

[AlextheRedhead]

one of my favorites

Blow jobs 25 cents
With lipstick Free

 

[willow78]

I heard this one when I was a little kid. Not sure if this was a bathroom poem, but it sounds like one. Like all good dirty jokes and limericks, this one came from a schoolyard. I can't remember the exact measurements LOL:

My friend Mick
had a six foot dick
and he showed it to the woman next door.

But she thought it was a snake,
so she hit it with a rake
and now it's only 2 foot 4.