Battle of the cocks (opening season)

[The Meat Rod Cometh]

So hey all you sexy ladies and gentlemen the battle of the ages has now begun!
With your host, The infamous Meat Rod!

Do you got what it takes to conquer the field of cocks!
From the smallest micro ninja cocks who lethally strike when the time is right to the most gigantic, field crushing monsters ever seen, ALL sizes and shapes have their unique advantages! So strategize accordingly!

Its gonna be no holds barred, bone throbbing, blood pulsing, cock on cock, cum-splattering action!
Like you've never seen before!

So here is how this will work ladies and gents:

1: 10 different member's cocks on LPSG will be selected by other members to form a team.
2: Then 10 other cocks will be selected to form the other opposing team.
3. All the following posts after the teams are selected will be suggestions of other non-combatant members regarding the advantages and disadvantages of each cock in the fight against one specific other cock of the opposing team per post. The personalities of the cock wielders will also be taken into account regarding likely behaviors on the field.
4. The most convincing arguments regarding who would win in each fight and why will determine which cock team reigns triumphant this season, sending them onto the next round. The final results will be decided after 100 different posts.
Then a vote will be held on the most convincing arguments presented over the next 25 posts.
Then a new thread will be formed and on to round 2 and the next 2 new teams will be selected repeating the process. The victorious teams from each season will then later be pitted against each other for the finals at year's end.

GUIDELINES FOR POSTING:

1. No combatant can comment regarding their own advantages and disadvantages on the field of battle.
as they will be too busy fighting the other team for a crushing victory.
2. Teams should be chosen with a variety of cock sizes and shapes to make balanced teams. Unbalanced teams may be more prone to defeat. Gigantic, Large, Average, Small and Micro Cocks should all be included for the most optimal assurance of victory.
3. As soon as 10 members are suggested for the 1st team the next suggestions will be placed in the second team, SO STAY UPDATED on the Thread to keep track of all the intense action.
4. The first suggestions to show up will line up into the teams in the order they show up.
So type fast to land your famous cock heroes or infamous cock villians on the side you want them on!
Only 1 suggestion of a cock to join a team is allowed per member the entirety of the Thread so as to form very interesting teams.
5. Members must wait until another member has posted to post again.
6. Members who are selected for a team can refuse to not be involved at will and a new member will take their place if need be in the fights.
7. The Meat Rod will be moderating the chaos to keep things on track and to announce the results of the brutal action real-time.
8. I am looking for volunteers to help host the event as things get rolling. So message me privately if you want a VIP into the announcers booth with The Meat Rod.

So arise and welcome one and all to the first monthly Battle of the Cocks!
Let The Battles Begin!

 

[gc2018020]

lol sounds interesting and complicated

 

[The Meat Rod Cometh]

AND for the first combatant of Team 1, The Lightning Rods, I call upon @XXXWolverineXXX He's a mean, tough, gritty pecker machine with a warrior cock of bullet pumping potency and the heart of a teddy bear!
Brother Wolve has got one of the most well-rounded peckers out there.
Its sure not gonna be easy to take this bad boy down. No siree, not for a long shot of cum!
And watch out for those claws. They'll make mince meat outta yah! OUCH!

"Janice honey, grab me a cup will yah? We're gonna need it!"

So Post away friends and fans. Whose gonna be next in the lineup?
Whatta ya say @Broadsword?

 

[1078735]

I pitty the foo who fights @mattnatlanta!

 

[XXXWolverineXXX]

Ha ha ha that's funny but you have one problem with this contest I won before I even stepped on the stage!!!

 

[1078735]

Ha ha ha that's funny but you have one problem with this contest I won before I even stepped on the stage!!!

LMAO

 

[The Meat Rod Cometh]

Ha ha ha that's funny but you have one problem with this contest I won before I even stepped on the stage!!!

LOL

 

[The Meat Rod Cometh]

I pitty the foo who fights @mattnatlanta!

AND next up... Its the pulsating defender of freedom @mattnatlanta The earth shattering cock of a superman!
Cryptonite ain't gonna stop this bad boy! Rock solid in his convictions and between his legs!

The structured perfection of his shaft is unbeatable in symmetry. The balance of his fortitude is second to none!
This man from the skies is able to hold his ground against any and all opposition!

Claws and Fist Paws, Oh boy now this is getting juicy...

"Hey Joe, make sure we've got some plexiglass over these windows, we're gonna need it"

Whatta ya say @monkbro ? Who's gonna be next in our Lightning Rod Lineup?

 

[Landon1996]

Can I compete? Or is it big dicks only?

 

[The Meat Rod Cometh]

Can I compete? Or is it big dicks only?

ANNND next for the Lightning Rods ladies and gentlemen we know have @Landon1996 jumpin' in the ring as we all sing! Hallelujah!
If you thought humility is a virtue you would be right! Hold tight to this cocks heavenly light!
The upholder of dignity and grace and cum splattering all over the place.

No one can top this virile vortex of voraciousness! From a cock lock to a serpentine upward curved rock, the variety of sizes he displays will throw any contender off guard. With ninja cock abilities combined with perfectly well-rounded shank smacking it won't be an easy task to overcome this master of morals. But wait! He's got a secret dark side that remains in check until his cock is around your neck!

So users beware, lest ye be brought low by his cock shock stare. The deadly gaze that puts you all in a daze of majesty.
Balancing coins to "boingity boing", the athletic feats of this one are endless!
Bringing confidence to the cocks of all sizes. He represents true courage of the pecker.

This is a beautiful thing.
"Jenetta honey, get me a handkerchief, I'm gonna need it."

@Landon1996 is the new man in the game.
The Lightning Rods salute his fame!

Bringing all their opponents to shame!
What's his name?

@Landon1996 and don't you forget it.