Be Careful of What You Ask For

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by jakeatolla, Aug 27, 2008.

  1. jakeatolla

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    A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time."


    And she said, "You have the biggest dick of all your friends." :eek:
     
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    LOL! I might keep that line in mind! hahaha
     
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    Ouch! That chick was heartless.
     
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    Hey, I resemble that comment. I said something similar to Uncut1234 when he asked if I need a filler. my answer was..."Sweetie, how can I put this...You are not able" Maybe that was what sent him over the edge. Quel Domage! `:rolleyes:
     
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