Be Careful Who You Moon!!

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

I read this article in the Orlando Sentinel and thought I would share it:

SEMINOLE COUNTY - A 21-year-old Orlando man, accused of committing a sex crime when he mooned a family, pleaded no contest to a far less serious crime in Sanford on Monday.

John Thomas Taylor was placed on six months' probation for disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor. He dropped his pants and hung his bottom out the window of a friend's SUV on July 22 during a road-rage incident on Interstate 4, Sheriff's Office records show.



Thomas was taken to Seminole County Jail and arrested on a charge of committing a lewd and lascivious act in front of a child under the age of 16. He could have been sentenced to 15 years in prison and forever been identified as a sex offender.

Instead, prosecutors formally charged him with indecent exposure. In state Circuit Court on Monday, prosecutors agreed to drop that charge in exchange for another: disorderly conduct. Taylor also pleaded no contest to criminal mischief for throwing a Nerf football at the car and was sentenced to a second six-month probation term.

Not sure how you handle road rage, however, as this article demonstrates that you never know what will happen when you moon someone:biggrin1:

 

[D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits]

So here is the equation:

:drive:+ :moon: +:bryce: = :crying:

 

[Mattness]

I'm not surprised...

When I lived in neighboring Tampa, there was uproar because one of the Orlando newspapers was publishing the mug shots from the local police department IN THE NEWSPAPER from when guys were busted in some of the Orlando parks for having sex.

Imagine your Grandmother picking up the Orlando Sentinel and seeing your picture and that you've been arrested for having a cock in your mouth in the bushes!!!!???? Jesus!

But it's OK for these teenage girls to wear their short shorts with their asses and coochies hanging out, right? Oh, the guys LOVE that, but a guy does it and it's ILLEGAL! :biggrin1:

 

[B_Monster]

Stay out of the bushes coochie and pull those pants up.:wink:

I'm not surprised...

When I lived in neighboring Tampa, there was uproar because one of the Orlando newspapers was publishing the mug shots from the local police department IN THE NEWSPAPER from when guys were busted in some of the Orlando parks for having sex.

Imagine your Grandmother picking up the Orlando Sentinel and seeing your picture and that you've been arrested for having a cock in your mouth in the bushes!!!!???? Jesus!

But it's OK for these teenage girls to wear their short shorts with their asses and coochies hanging out, right? Oh, the guys LOVE that, but a guy does it and it's ILLEGAL! :biggrin1:

 

[D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits]

Stay out of the bushes coochie and pull those pants up.:wink:

You can moon me whenever you want. :biggrin1::wink:

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

So here is the equation:

:drive:+ :moon: +:bryce: = :crying:

Love the equation!!!

 

[D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits]

Love the equation!!!

What is the saying, a picture is worth a 1,000 words. :wink:

 

[Principessa]

I read this article in the Orlando Sentinel and thought I would share it:

SEMINOLE COUNTY - A 21-year-old Orlando man, accused of committing a sex crime when he mooned a family, pleaded no contest to a far less serious crime in Sanford on Monday.

John Thomas Taylor was placed on six months' probation for disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor. He dropped his pants and hung his bottom out the window of a friend's SUV on July 22 during a road-rage incident on Interstate 4, Sheriff's Office records show.

Thomas was taken to Seminole County Jail and arrested on a charge of committing a lewd and lascivious act in front of a child under the age of 16. He could have been sentenced to 15 years in prison and forever been identified as a sex offender.

Instead, prosecutors formally charged him with indecent exposure. In state Circuit Court on Monday, prosecutors agreed to drop that charge in exchange for another: disorderly conduct. Taylor also pleaded no contest to criminal mischief for throwing a Nerf football at the car and was sentenced to a second six-month probation term.

Not sure how you handle road rage, however, as this article demonstrates that you never know what will happen when you moon someone:biggrin1:

:wtf1: Mooning anyone should not mean 15 years in prison and a record as a sex offender! That's insane! If this was road rage send the jerk to anger management and give him a fine.

I'm not surprised...When I lived in neighboring Tampa, there was uproar because one of the Orlando newspapers was publishing the mug shots from the local police department IN THE NEWSPAPER from when guys were busted in some of the Orlando parks for having sex.

Imagine your Grandmother picking up the Orlando Sentinel and seeing your picture and that you've been arrested for having a cock in your mouth in the bushes!!!!???? Jesus!

In Asbury Park, NJ they used to not only print the names of the 'johns' caught with prostitutes they also impounded the car they were driving. Imagine my cousins shock & devastation when her husband of 20+ years and a deacon in their Baptist church was caught with his pants down. The real kicker, he was driving his wife's car.

But it's OK for these teenage girls to wear their short shorts with their asses and coochies hanging out, right? Oh, the guys LOVE that, but a guy does it and it's ILLEGAL! :biggrin1:

I'm as disgusted by that as you are. Especially since half the girls doing it should be wearing bhurkas. :yuck: Honestly, if you can't have taste at least have shame.

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Especially since have the girls doing it should be wearing bhurkas. :yuck: Honestly, if you can't have taste at least have shame.

That is very funny (and oh, so true)

 

[Not_Punny]

Does posting this mean that you are warning like-minded people such as yourself, Rico? :biggrin1:

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You know, if we had more appropriate ways of "bitching" at other cars, maybe people wouldn't HAVE to moon.

Perhaps leaning out the window with a big, ole can of spray paint, or maybe throwing a box of nails at the car's wheels.

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Does posting this mean that you are warning like-minded people such as yourself, Rico? :biggrin1:

= = = = = =

You know, if we had more appropriate ways of "bitching" at other cars, maybe people wouldn't HAVE to moon.

Perhaps leaning out the window with a big, ole can of spray paint, or maybe throwing a box of nails at the car's wheels.

I usually just use my middle finger and yell a couple of choice words, but I like your idea better cause obviously mooning someone is a more serious offense than throwing nails at the car's wheels in Orlando!!

 

[B_dumbcow]

So here is the equation:

:drive:+ :moon: +:bryce: = :crying:

lol! I love you, Cinnamon :smile:

 

[dreamer20]

You know, if we had more appropriate ways of "bitching" at other cars, maybe people wouldn't HAVE to moon.

Perhaps leaning out the window with a big, ole can of spray paint, or maybe throwing a box of nails at the car's wheels.

That too can land you in jail.

Mother Sentenced to Two Years Jail for McMissile Attack

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

That too can land you in jail.

Mother Sentenced to Two Years Jail for McMissile Attack

Ice and ass are now off limits...anyone have any other ideas?:wink:

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

Ice and ass are now off limits...anyone have any other ideas?:wink:

I've always wanted to put a big crash bar on the front of my car so I can just ram into those that deserve it!

 

[Pecker]

Sometimes it's just plain funny.

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Sometimes it's just plain funny.

Now that there is funny...but in Orlando that would be a life sentence!!!

 

[B_Demention]

I mooned lots of minors (ie. classmates) when I myself was one. Putting that whole thing to bed was, for me, the saddest part about my 18th birthday.

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

I mooned lots of minors (ie. classmates) when I myself was one. Putting that whole thing to bed was, for me, the saddest part about my 18th birthday.

If I knew it could possibly come with a prison sentence I wouldn't have done it myself!

 

[B_Monster]

I've always wanted to put a big crash bar on the front of my car so I can just ram into those that deserve it!

How about a grenade launcher?