Be Carefull of What You Say

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  1. jakeatolla

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    We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
    We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard scoots back into the house.
    We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
    My wife went out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
    A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away .. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
    But it worked! I hauled her fat ass into the back yard!"
    The cab driver hit a parked car.
     
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    Great story! My friend is taking that to his school to read to his teacher.
     
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    Thats hillarious.
     
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    LOL..."What did I say wrong now?"

    ROFL...It's a keeper!!!:biggrin1:
     
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