Be Carefull When Dialing The Phone

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A lady, who was an avid record collector, heard there was a new recording on the market so she dialed her local record store.
    In her haste, she missed dialed the number and got a local bar.
    Before the bartender could say the establishment's name, she blurted out "do you have hot lips and seven kisses?"
    After a short pause the bartender replied "no, but I have hot balls and seven inches!"
    She inquired, "is that a record?"
    To which he replied, "no, but it's better than average!"
     
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    LMAO!! that is good!
     
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