Be warned! She wants to take your cookies.

[marleyisalegend]

Before you watch this vid, keep in mind that "cookies" is an urban term for ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrPeQ14n5tE

Here she expresses a desire to "travel the world and taste every cookie." Remember this woman's face, and run if she has a dildo in her hands.

YouTube - Big Brother 9 UK - Kathreya has a COOKIE ORGASM!

 

[flame boy]

Oh lord, i have seen her on my tv from time to time. She surely isn't human. Bless her!

 

[220483]

this is hilarious!!!!

 

[B_jacknapier]

This shit is racist.

 

[marleyisalegend]

This shit is racist.

What part? The part where she likes cookies or the part where she.... well, that's all that happens in the video. Was there a bigot in the background spewing racial slurs? Musta missed that part. Present your case. Where's the racism?

 

[simcha]

Iz dis 4reel?

 

[B_johnschlong]

Iz dis 4reel?

Yeazmidudes, diz4reel mesure 8 mofo, diz4fuckain8forealz.

Doodle.

 

[marleyisalegend]

Iz dis 4reel?

Sheesh did any of you guys listen to her? She's just being humorous. This is from the reality show Big Brother though I doubt the American version. I guess they ran out of food in the house and she wanted a cookie. She probably usually acts goofy like this because she said "she needs a cookie so she can be cheerful and make everybody happy. Don't you or any of your friends that ever act silly like this? What was so hard to understand about the situation?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Yes! It's kat from this year's Big Brother.

She is genuine and is favourite to win at the moment because she is sooo adorable! She likes to eat her cookies slowwwwly and she has little orgasmic experiences when she does so...

Kat to win :dance:

 

[marleyisalegend]

Yes! It's kat from this year's Big Brother.

She is genuine and is favourite to win at the moment because she is sooo adorable! She likes to eat her cookies slowwwwly and she has little orgasmic experiences when she does so...

Kat to win :dance:

Dumbcow, it could be difficult to interpret if one is too busy trying to decipher her crazy Martian language AKA accented English. She used no slang and spoke in fairly constructed sentences, but I guess her appearance captivates some more than the simple message she was conveying. No food in the house. Want cookie. Like cookie. Cookie make her happy so she can make others happy. The circle is that she's making them happy exaggerating her love for cookies. She could have a career in comedy.

PS dumbcow that little bouncy character icon scares me every time I see it.

 

[B_dumbcow]

Dumbcow, it could be difficult to interpret if one is too busy trying to decipher her crazy Martian language AKA accented English. She used no slang and spoke in fairly constructed sentences, but I guess her appearance captivates some more than the simple message she was conveying. No food in the house. Want cookie. Like cookie. Cookie make her happy so she can make others happy. The circle is that she's making them happy exaggerating her love for cookies. She could have a career in comedy.

PS dumbcow that little bouncy character icon scares me every time I see it.

I think she speaks good English... her accent is pretty easy to understand.

She is the most lovely caring person in that house amid all of them who have gotten ejected for threats and spitting in people's faces.

And cookies are her thing... she even has a song with Darnell about them :smile: She loves them and exaggerates this to cheer up the house, which is full of misery

She isn't popular because of her unique image, she's popular because of her unique personality. :smile:


PS. :dance: :tongue:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

A very strange woman indeed.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I doubt that her thing has anything to do with ass... so that was a stupid thing to suggest.

 

[marleyisalegend]

I doubt that her thing has anything to do with ass... so that was a stupid thing to suggest.

I'm sorry, I assume that punctuation and interpretive skills would've been used. I know what she was talking about because I listened to what was said and found it funny. On top of the hilarity of the situation is the fact that "cookies" happens to be a term that is used to refer to ass. I understand that that's not what she was talking about. I spun it myself, and separated the ideas with punctuation, to suggest an innuendo that could be applied and would make another funny spin on the humor.

It was stupid of you that you didn't apply cognitive skills to what I said and what she said. Better luck next time, I'll be more distinct.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

The fact that you tried to make something sexual out of something that isn't is what was stupid. There was no cognitive skills needed here. But good try.

 

[B_jacknapier]

Exactly. Racist, just like I said.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

She seems extremely unhappy to me.
Her 'spontaneity,' for me, is anything but spontaneous.
She just makes me sad.

 

[B_dumbcow]

She seems extremely unhappy to me.
Her 'spontaneity,' for me, is anything but spontaneous.
She just makes me sad.

How so? I think she looks quite happy... or is something deeper hiding behind the cookie love?

 

[B_jacknapier]

Probably upset over all the racism.
:-|

 

[B_dumbcow]

Probably upset over all the racism.
:-|

Racism