Beans, Beans the Musical Fruit....

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  1. aninnymouse

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    The more you eat 'em,
    The more you Toot.
    The more you Toot,
    The better you feel,
    Then you're ready for another meal!


    Any questions.....


    /yes, I got the Gas X.....
     

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    Yes. Can we never talk of these things again?
     
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    " Lets have beans for every meal."
     
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    And you chose to share this(So to speak!) with us..........WHY AGAIN???
     
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    'Cause Beans are good. That's why.

    What's your favorite Bean, and how you make 'em?
     
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    Any ideas on how to not make beans so....Musical?

    A couple days ago, I made a big mess of Navy Beans (Great Northern Beans, for those who don't know...) and the Gas X isn't helping that much. I'd love to know how to deal with that beforehand next time.
     
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    http://www.savvyvegetarian.com/svreports/beans_without_gas.pdf
     
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    Instead of Gas-X try this.


    BEANO HOME
     
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    Beans are wonderful food and help prevent bowel cancer. I eat them daily. I am latino and was called beaner fag as a kid. I wear this title proudly.
     
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    Try the beano, it's an enzyme that helps reduce the flatulence causing chemicals. Also increase your onions. Since they help to grow the methane digesting bacteria in your gut.
     
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    The way I heard it:

    Beans, beans, good for the heart.
    The more you eat, the more you Fart.

    The more you Fart, the better you feel.
    So, have some beans at every meal!
    :fart:
     
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    Great, that fart fetish guy is going to be all over this thread. Good going!
     
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    LOL, there are worse things he could fetishize - like those "my penis is so big I ripped her" sickos. Blech! That's sadistic.

    At least the farting thing is sort of hilarious! :biggrin1:
     
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    Heard that one, before, too.


    Tried Beano, before, really didn't work all that well. Will try the onion suggestion. I do put onion in with the beans in the crock pot to season them, so a little more can't hurt.

    I'll also try the suggestions from the link that ghb69 gave. Thanks for that. Seems like a little extra soaking may be in order.

    I've also heard that the more beans you eat, the more your system adapts to them. I'll have to make sure to include beans more.

    Nice, easy low fat protein.
     
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    Ahh Just go with it. If we're lucky, someone will light a match at the wrong time, and it'll incinerate the trolls, whiners, and spammers.


    *Passes plate full of beans and rice*
     
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    I was told the following, and it's worked for me ever since:

    - Don't buy canned beans, which are full of preservatives and sodium, and will make you fart.
    - Mixing beans with red meat can be a recipe for stink.
    - To cook with dry beans, boil them on high for a good 10 - 15 minutes first, and then let them sit or simmer (depending on how much time you have) until they're the consistency you like. Cooking them on high apparently denatures one of the things that we humans have trouble digesting. Voila, no more farts.

    Works for me. It's kind of a pain to boil up beans ahead of time, but I've found that if you do a big pot at the beginning of the week they sit nicely in the fridge for days.
     
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    Brilliant!

    I remember when I was just out of high school, I was at a toy store, and the clerk had this stuff called "Flarp." It was a putty, in a plastic container, you put your fingers in, and squished, and it made fart sounds.

    She was playing with it, making sounds with it, and joking. My younger brother and I were so impressed, we both bought some that day.....
     
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    Anninymous, please tell me you are in Facebook. I have far too many links on my updates that you'd love for you not to be.
     
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