Beating a Dead Horse

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Imported, Jun 13, 2004.

  1. Imported

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    Donkdick: I can't believe this is still an item for debate but you know there has been a confirmed history of penis fakery particularly in pornographic films.

    Pornography seeks to perpetuate a fantasy(like hollywood) that is often
    predicatd on half truths and myths. I'm not trying to put anybody down or belittle
    anybody's intelligence but the following must be said:

    The following porn stars were well produced fakes:

    Long dong Silver-not real
    Texas Long Horn-not real
    Mr. MX-not real

    even the real stars were prone to exaggeration(sure they huge but I doubt very much they exceed the 11 inch mark and certain that some of the guys on this
    board are much larger

    Dick Rambone
    board are larger:
    John Holmes
    Lexington Steele
    Mandingo

    Don't let the celebrity halo effect fool you. Remember how they say the camera adds 20 pounds? It also adds inches!

    Cheers
     
  2. madame_zora

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    Yeah Donk, I'm in complete agreement there! I think if the lpsg members ever made a porno, the reat of the adult industry would just hang their heads (?) in shame!
     
  3. Imported

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    CychoCicada:
    Well, like he said, the camera adds "inches" in addition to those pounds. All that anyone on here sees of the guys that make this place what it is, is the product of.... you guessed it... a camera. Who's to say that the resident units don't look bigger on the pictures than they do in actuality?
     
  4. jonb

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    Well, those are porn inches. Porn inches aren't real inches.
     
  5. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    I have it from a pretty reliable source that the Texas Longhorn (a.k.a. Moby Dick) is indeed real. Not exactly functionally erectile, and not the 16 1/2" his publicist claimed, but real nonetheless. This confirmation comes from someone who knows him somewhat well.
     
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