Beautiful Penis

I must not be wired right, 'cuz no sooner did I read the subject but what Beautiful Dreamer (Stephen Foster, 1864) was running through my head. I think the lyric could very easily be adapted to Beautiful Penis. :biggrin1:





 
I must not be wired right, 'cuz no sooner did I read the subject but what Beautiful Dreamer (Stephen Foster, 1864) was running through my head. I think the lyric could very easily be adapted to Beautiful Penis. :biggrin1:

Beautiful grower, wake unto me,
Voyeurs and lurkers are waiting for thee;
Visions from X-Tube, glimpsed by the day,
Altered and doctored, they all fade away!
Beautiful phal-lusss, may you grow lo—onnngg,
Pulse to the rhythms of my yearning song.
Yes, you are big, sir: .. without Photoshop. :eek:
Beautiful pee-ness, awake unto me!
Beautiful wil-leee, awake unto me!
 
Oh, where have you been,
bilyboy, bilyboy?
Oh, where have you been,
Charming Bily?

Glad you found your way to LPSG. Welcome.
 
Beautiful grower, wake unto me,
Voyeurs and lurkers are waiting for thee;
Visions from X-Tube, glimpsed by the day,
Altered and doctored, they all fade away!
Beautiful phal-lusss, may you grow lo—onnngg,
Pulse to the rhythms of my yearning song.
Yes, you are big, sir: .. without Photoshop. :eek:
Beautiful pee-ness, awake unto me!
Beautiful wil-leee, awake unto me!
Nicely done, artfulwilly. I knew someone was bound to "rise" to the occasion. :biggthumpup2: