Beauty Is Skin Deep

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    HUSBAND DONATES SKIN

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was
    severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
    any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband
    offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his
    body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his
    buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one
    where the skin came from, and requested the doctor also honor their
    secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery
    was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She
    looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and
    relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she
    was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his
    sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything
    you did for me. There is no way I could repay you." "My darling," he
    replied, "think nothing, of it. I get all the thanks I need every time
    I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
     
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    Whole new meaning to be being the butt of a joke...
     
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