Beaver Hunting

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  1. Rikter8

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    Subject: Beaver hunting

    An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.

    The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said
    "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride
    who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I
    have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never
    misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
    As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting
    at the water's edge. He realised he'd left his gun at home and so
    couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane,aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang,bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

    The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
    couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point
    exactly".
     
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    HA!

    Viagra only works on the rifle, not the ammo.
     
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    I've read it a couple of times, and I still don't get it... stoopid... :D:D:D:D
     
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    heheheh......
     
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    Oh, I get it now... This is all just a demented plot to make me look stoopid! Well, I'll show you! I'M GONNA BE A STAR! *sobsobsobsobsobsobsob* *crycrycrycrycrycrycrycry* :D:D:D:D

    I kinda get it now...
     
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    Shots of Ammunition (You know...bullets) = Shots of Cum... From an UNKNOWN man...

    Which means the young chick got knocked up by somebody else other than the old man..

    :rolleyes:
     
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    I read it again, and I got it now!
     
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    i knew you would.
     
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    It just took some time... :D:D:D:D
     
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    you will become a jedi ... i promise you.
     
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    The clock has struck another hour ...

    Cuckold!
    Cuckold!
    Cuckold!
     
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