Because I Am A Man & International Rules Of Manhood

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:rolleyes:

Well for me rule 14 is to be disregard and about rule 27 if giving Playstation add a fat gift certificate from nice shoe store too...
 

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headbang8 said:
But not in a woman, it seems. I heard on NPR the other day that somebody did a survey on what the genders found attractive in each other. Top of the list of qualities women look for in men is sense of humour. It ranked somewhere near the bottom for men seeking females.

Ms. Garofalo:
Funny, witty, sexy, hot.
Hell yes, I'd do her!
 

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ok, part of me can laugh about it, but then part of me gets angry...we get so many "rules" about what we can/can't do, it takes away our humanity...

the title should be "rules for homophobic men who are insecure about their manhood and won't have healthy relationships"
 

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...we get so many "rules" about what we can/can't do, it takes away our humanity...

Dude relax, this thread is a refreshing literary masterpiece.

I like to take men as I find them. It might not be the way you want to live, but there is nothing inherently homophobic here. Btw, behaviour is no certain indication of what individual people do, or do not, find erotic.

If homophobia has taken away your humanity, then I'd like to respectfully suggest that it might be time for you to claim your right to your individual life, and take responsibility for your own personal happiness, and well being. No rant on LSPG can help you with that.

Before you think of attacking me personally, you might like to read some of my other posts first. If you choose to take issue with what I have said here, please feel free to pm me rather than hijack a valuable thread. Thanks.
 

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mtguy1972 said:
ok, part of me can laugh about it, but then part of me gets angry...we get so many "rules" about what we can/can't do, it takes away our humanity...

the title should be "rules for homophobic men who are insecure about their manhood and won't have healthy relationships"

Aside from the rules on the washroom and weight room I can't imagine why you would find them homophobic. I find it a refreshing post that gave me quite a chuckle. Even if I don't agree with all of them, I know many people who would. (Come to think of it according to #14 I need to start questioning my manhood.)
 

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2a: i always do!

Seriously,"boys don't cry" thing is kinda stupid....

7: do it in Italy and you'll have no friends in a year (men give less importance to anniversaries here too, but it is no kind to forget them at all).

I'd add:

22. Never touch another man:
a. Shoulders
b. Face
c. Bum
d. Abs
e. Privates
 

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Point of clarification, is it acceptable for guys in separate stalls in the men's room to discuss work related issues when both are taking a dump on company time ?
 

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hungmark said:
BECAUSE I AM A MAN & INTERNATIONAL RULES OF MANHOOD

15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
Nope. If his fly is down that is my opportunity to say
"Do you have a licence to sell hotdogs?"

Then after I am given a puzzled look I can say to that chap "Your zipper's open".

This also can be said if their zipper is not open. Then I can say "Made you look". I'm so mischevious.:biggrin1:


28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
But I have my reasons. I serve as an impartial observer who has the duty of making sure that the judges treat the Chinese team fairly in their scoring.
Or I am really there to prepare the annual Bulge Report.
I think those are two legitimate reasons. Don't you?:wink:
 

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I found the whole thing humerous. Not only is it funny but many of them are infact unspoken rules many men just go by:wink: . Maybe that's why I find it funny?
 

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Pirate Wench said:
I just thought of one you forgot...
How's this ?

A man may openly cry if there's been a traffic accident that involved a beer truck and all the bottles got broken.


:smile:

Wrong - only if it was delivering to your bar - if it had already dropped off at your bar and was on the way to the woossies' bar up the road, you can laugh.

Also - never admit to a manicure, pedicure, facial or paying more than $10.00 for a haircut.

The answers to the questions "Do I look good in this?" and "does my bum look big in this?" are yes and no respectively. Unless you are not interested in having a fuck later.
 

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Gillette said:
What does a man do if he can't get the lid off a jar?

He turns it over, pounds it twice on the floor (thus loosening the lid) perhaps uttering manly grunts at the same time, and then rights it and twists the top off with ease. But only as a last resort.

If the lid still does not come off, it is because the food inside has gone bad and needs to be discarded immediately. :rolleyes:
 

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Gillette said:
What does a man do if he can't get the lid off a jar?

Usually a woman has already been struggling with it and has done most of the work re: getting the lid loose. Then I take over and presto! The lid opens.:wink:

Other than that I can heat the top of the jar gently over a flame, try to pry the lid off a bit with a butterknife, get a good grip on the lid with a linen towel and twist.
BTW I haven't had to break a jar yet t-99.:tongue: