Beckham VS. Ronaldo BULGE

[B_gay_channel]

The dick with the most money wins!

How can you measure the dick with the most money?

 

[Xcuze]

The dick with the most money wins!

Ronaldo is nowhere near Beckhams league moneywise!

Becks has about 10 times more Id say, easily.

Ronaldo is like a greasy Spanish waiter...no dress sense either!

Yes I know he's Portugese...

 

[F_Man]

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[Ronaldo is like a greasy Spanish waiter...no dress sense either!

...as opposed to:

- oily Spanish waiter?
- clean Spanish waiter?
- greasy Italian waiter?
- greasy American waiter?
- greasy Spanish plumber?
- oily Spanish plumber?
- greasy Spanish queer?
- queer Spanish waiter?

I once knew a really cool greasy Spanish waiter with an incredible dress sense!

LOL :biggrin1::smile::biggrin1:

 

[B_gay_channel]

LOLZZZZ! What's the point?

 

[F_Man]

LOLZZZZ! What's the point? [/QUOTE]

Fooling around with the original writer's casual stereotype

Greasy. Spanish. Waiter. (eek, disgusting!)

I'm sure only waiters, only the Spanish, can appear greasy.
If greasy, one must be Spanish, and disgusting, right

 

[BiItalianBro]

I would like one....in each ear please

 

[B_gay_channel]

I would like one....in each ear please

You want to lick their ears?

 

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings so I'll have to let you know after they leave.

slut.

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

How can you measure the dick with the most money?

Ronaldo is nowhere near Beckhams league moneywise!

Becks has about 10 times more Id say, easily.

Ronaldo is like a greasy Spanish waiter...no dress sense either!

Yes I know he's Portugese...

That's how! :biggrin1:

How do you think Victoria keeps herself in Gold Lame' body suits?
Shorty got BANK!

 

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

i'd take beckman's face on ronaldo's body please.

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

i'd take beckman's face on ronaldo's body please.

Does I dream of Jeannie blink. DONE.

 

[patronpk]

As far as this forum is concerned...Beckham's foreskin is longer than his whole penis - but he's strangely delicious looking - Cristiano is just plain fucking hot - everything on his body is lickable & edible!! Orgasmically beautiful!

 

[B_gay_channel]

As far as this forum is concerned...Beckham's foreskin is longer than his whole penis - but he's strangely delicious looking - Cristiano is just plain fucking hot - everything on his body is lickable & edible!! Orgasmically beautiful!

That make sense dude, If god permitted I want both of them lying on the bed with me... fuck them all day long...

 

[longpen]

Mostly Soccer Player is really and definitely a FIT GUYS, but only few of them who shine and popular...

No Wonder why this two soccer player DAVID BECKHAM and CRISTIANO RONALDO are very popular on their event...

Anyway, it's time for us to judge who among the two has the biggest bulge and a beatiful face...


IS IT BECKHAM or RONALDO?

PEACE!!!

I really choose David Beckham.. Luv him so much, 2nd Ronaldo !

 

[longpen]

Ronaldo here! I never liked Beckham anyway.

Hey I'm a big fan of David - tell me what particular aspect of Ronaldo that take advantage to Beckham...

 

[D_Bartasiah Candlestick]

I reckon Ronaldo has the biggest dick but Becks is WAY better looking!

 

[longpen]

I reckon Ronaldo has the biggest dick but Becks is WAY better looking!

Maybe you said Ronaldo has the bigger dick than Becks because Ronaldo is used to wear short short pants or swimwear and it makes it bulges showed - While Becks did not... But I think they had the same size...

 

[michael_3165]

I am in Love with David Beckham lol

 

[longpen]

I am in Love with David Beckham lol

Cheers!

Were both In love!

 

[latindaddy]

Beckham