Becoming a whore.

[Lordpendragon]

Before I commit myself to the life of whoredom, I wondered if you could possibly let me know what you will do to me, given the money. Quarters will be enough :biggrin1:

 

[chicagosam]

Before I commit myself to the life of whoredom, I wondered if you could possibly let me know what you will do to me, given the money. Quarters will be enough :biggrin1:

Write to me in private and I will make it worth your while. I'm good!:biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

Before I commit myself to the life of whoredom, I wondered if you could possibly let me know what you will do to me, given the money. Quarters will be enough :biggrin1:

So, let me get this straight... we pay YOU to do things to you?

So, can I give you 5 Canadian dollars to dye your hair pink and dress you up like a chinese dragon?

 

[Lordpendragon]

Well that didn't take much - now I am afraid I am open season. The pink hair I can do, but I am a bit worried that NJQT is on the prowl with a foot long strap on.

 

[Onslow]

Before I commit myself to the life of whoredom, I wondered if you could possibly let me know what you will do to me, given the money. Quarters will be enough :biggrin1:

I stopped doing quarters a while back--they're a wee bit too small. Or are you attesticularating to the idea that you want to take us a quarter of an inch at a time?

Now let's see--what would I do to you? Shouldn't the queery be what would you do for me? (and do not under any circumstances tread on my territory of Slutdom)
So many things I would do you with--er, I mean to you. Nipple clamps--both with and without electric jolts, ball and joint work, a little shrimping of your toes (I have a thing for feet), perhaps some rimming--the list could go on for a while--

 

[Lordpendragon]

Can one of the mods delete some of my posts - I'll do anything you ask :biggrin1:

 

[naughty]

Can one of the mods delete some of my posts - I'll do anything you ask :biggrin1:

Nah... I am enjoying watching you sweat too much for that! LOL! :biggrin1:

 

[Principessa]

Before? ROTFLMAO This from the man who has fucked his way across most of the civilized world. hahahaha

Dude, you have over 6,000 posts you are officially a post whore :tongue:

Before I commit myself to the life of whoredom, I wondered if you could possibly let me know what you will do to me, given the money. Quarters will be enough :biggrin1:

 

[Gillette]

So, can I give you 5 Canadian dollars to dye your hair pink and dress you up like a chinese dragon?

Please ensure that the pubes match, Jeff.

Hmm, I envision Pendragon tied, spread eagle, on a bed, stroked delicately for hours with feathers, silks and velvet everywhere but there until he is whimpering for release.

Doesn't the wording, 'given the money' suggest he will be paying us?

 

[naughty]

Oooh Miss Gillette !

You are wicked. But I like your ideas they sound like something I would think up myself.... I think we should change your name. :biggrin1:

 

[Industrialsize]

Before I commit myself to the life of whoredom, I wondered if you could possibly let me know what you will do to me, given the money. Quarters will be enough :biggrin1:

for me, dimes will suffice.....

 

[Blocko]

for me, dimes will suffice.....

That's 10 at a time? That might be a stretch.

 

[Big Dreamer]

You may want to buy yourself one of those automatic change rolling machines, Lord P. I having a feeling that 2007 is going to be a busy and profitable year for you.

Oh..... when you leave Jeff's house and head over to mine, there's no need to change your outfit.

 

[stretcher74]

I'll tie you up for free Pentadragon.

If you want to be let go it may cost you more.

If you're really feeling masochistic I can even put Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network on for you and check back in a few hours.

 

[Ethyl]

Quarters? Oh, so that explains the box next to the bed.

*Drops in a quarter*

I expect some intense vibrations from these box springs, Lpd. :tongue:

 

[D_alex8]

Quarters? Oh, so that explains the box next to the bed.

There's a box?

But I've been feeding quarters into a little slot this whole time.

 

[Big Dreamer]

There's a box?

But I've been feeding quarters into a little slot this whole time.

I've noticed that the slot has been opening up wider lately. Has someone been tipping him silver dollars?? Or gold bars????

 

[Lordpendragon]

Quarters? Oh, so that explains the box next to the bed.

*Drops in a quarter*

I expect some intense vibrations from these box springs, Lpd. :tongue:

Such a short memory MB - that is the blasphemy box - remember - Oh god, Oh God, Oh Jesus, Oh Christ LP.......................

If I remember right, you left $349.55 at 5 cents a time. :smile:

I've noticed that the slot has been opening up wider lately. Has someone been tipping him silver dollars?? Or gold bars????

Now that would be telling. All I am going to say that "Germans" are rightly famous for their precision engineering.

"Given the money" - OK there's mates rates for most :biggrin1:

 

[fortiesfun]

I see I am too late to make any bids. The transformation has already taken place.

:wizard:

Lord Pendragon has crossed the 6000 post barrier!

Congratulations, and welcome to the wonderful world of...well, you know.

:You_Rock_Emoticon: :beerchug2: :You_Rock_Emoticon: :beerchug2: :You_Rock_Emoticon:
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[B_Think_Kink]

Well that didn't take much - now I am afraid I am open season. The pink hair I can do, but I am a bit worried that NJQT is on the prowl with a foot long strap on.

Whats a matter LP.... can't take what you dish out?