bee sting

[bless_you]

hey all,

you know when you get a bee sting to the arm, your whole arm swells up?
i was wondering if you did the same to your penis, would your penis swell up too and look and feel bigger.
there is a medicinal purpose for bee stings to people who suffer arthritis and they use the same method of stinging themsleves,

was just wondering if you could do the same to you penis for that extra fatness, or do you think i could cause problems to your uretha and stop you from urinating?

can't find anythingh on the net about it, but the karma sutra says something about rubbing hornets vennon into your penis to make it swell up big

any thoughts?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Yes but you should make sure you get african killer bees for maximum effect, you could also try rubbing stinging nettles on your cock they'll make it swell nicely, another method is to bash it lightly with a rolling pin till it swells.

 

[bless_you]

thanks for your input princess
im not sure i can get a hold of the killer bees, and im not too ken on wacking my big fella with a solid object either

what are these bees nettles you talk of dear?

thanks for your help babe

Nate

PS... you are one sexy girl, by the look of your pics... grrrr

 

[D_alex8]

Believe it or not, there's an existing 3-page thread at LPSG on this deranged subject matter:

Bee Stings To Increase Size?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

On Newbie Nudes there are some photos of a guy whose wife puts horseflies on his cock until they bite him - it's amazing what some people get up to.

 

[Countryguy63]

Yes but you should make sure you get african killer bees for maximum effect, you could also try rubbing stinging nettles on your cock they'll make it swell nicely, another method is to bash it lightly with a rolling pin till it swells.

LOL,

Hey, I thought stinging nettles were a curse in the US only?? You have those nasty things over there too? I wonder if they are similar in appearance?

 

[CherAlways]

Nothing works better than a rattle snake bite down there. I am sure that you will recieve the swelling you are looking for.

 

[Blocko]

You could try injecting pure air into your penis to blow it up. It may end up in your brain and kill you, but it would be a small price to pay for the size increase

 

[Beanie]

"Whole arm swells up"?!?!?!?!

What kinda bee's you got over there! if a bee stings you over here you get kinda a red bump for a few days THATS IT. Scary bee's!!

 

[NewJerz88]

wow... thats sad..

 

[Wideload]

A straight co-worker showed me a photo spread in a extreme porn magazine around 1991 or 1992. I believe the magazine was called Mach or Mack.
Was a photo series of a guy who deliberately had bees sting his penis. It got all plumped up - similar to penis pumping, only much more dramatic. I don't believe there were any pictures of it getting hard - or if so, it still looked soft because the skin was all soft and puffy. Not a real long-term strategy, but if that floats your boat, it's one way to experience a much fatter cock.

 

[darkone]

There has to be some pain involved to bee stings on the penis. I was stung when I was a kid when I stepped on a mud wasp nest and got stung 100+ times on my legs and back, chest etc.. I was in some pain and they are a lot less sensitive areas than the penis So i'm out of that I'm much rather the pump

 

[horse7413]

I have done this many times. If you use a cock ring the effect is much greater. I also pump, but the bee sting is much longer lasting. Also if you put a ring around your balls and use several bee stings the sack will swell much like pumping. Use of bee sting play can also help prevent premature ejaculation. and prolong your ability to play.

 

[jayluvsya]

This just in...

SIR MICK JAGGER tried out a bizarre sex ritual involving bees in the early 1980s, according to director Julien Temple. The Rolling Stones rocker was originally cast as Fitzcarraldo's assistant in Werner Herzog's 1982 movie Fitzcarraldo, but was forced to drop out due to the band's tour commitments. However, Jagger spent time on set in Peru and was introduced to an Amazonian marriage ritual, in which males allow bees to sting their sex organ in a bid to enlarge it. Temple, who directed the Stones' Undercover Of The Night video in Mexico the following year (83), recalls, "It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo. "Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think."

 

[bless_you]

I have done this many times. If you use a cock ring the effect is much greater. I also pump, but the bee sting is much longer lasting. Also if you put a ring around your balls and use several bee stings the sack will swell much like pumping. Use of bee sting play can also help prevent premature ejaculation. and prolong your ability to play.

Hey thanks mate... finally someone who answers the question properly

sounds like another silly question, but how did you actually go about performing the 'sting'? do you kill the bee first then put the stinger in? as im still plerplexed as to how to get the bee to volunterily perform the sting.

any help would be much appreciated

nate

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

You have to get trained bees, they're sort of like little bee suicide pilots.

 

[holsty101]

LOL

But how do you train 'em to sting the right place? They only get one attempt

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

You paint a flower on your cock

 

[WangerOver]

You jerks are the reason there is a bee shortage. :wink:

 

[thedude1989]

Try putting it in a jar, then put the jar in the freezer for a few minutes. It should go to sleep.

Then pick it up by its wings and place it near your cock. The warmth will wake it up in a minute or two and when it realizes where it is... it'll probably be pretty angry.

I read about this in an encyclopedia of deviant sexual practices. I hear the pain isnt nearly as much as getting stung elsewhere. You might want to get a few bees too.