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BEER, FISHING, GOLF, and SEX

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  1. rawbone8

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    A joke my Dad would like...

    BEER, FISHING, GOLF, and SEX

    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

    The man took out his wallet, pulls out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”

    “No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.

    “Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” the man asked.

    “No, I don't waste time fishing,” the homeless man said. “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”

    “Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?” the man asked.

    “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven't played golf in 20 years!”

    “Will you spend the money on a hooker instead of food?” the man asked.

    “What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?” exclaimed the homeless man.

    “Well,” said the man, “I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner with me and my wife.”

    The homeless man was astounded. “Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”

    The man replied, “That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex.”
     
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    yea brought a smile to my face Well done
     
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