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A joke my Dad would like...
BEER, FISHING, GOLF, and SEX
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, pulls out ten dollars and asked, If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?
No, I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless man replied.
Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food? the man asked.
No, I don't waste time fishing, the homeless man said. I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.
Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food? the man asked.
Are you NUTS! replied the homeless man. I haven't played golf in 20 years!
Will you spend the money on a hooker instead of food? the man asked.
What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks? exclaimed the homeless man.
Well, said the man, I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner with me and my wife.
The homeless man was astounded. Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.
The man replied, That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex.
BEER, FISHING, GOLF, and SEX
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, pulls out ten dollars and asked, If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?
No, I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless man replied.
Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food? the man asked.
No, I don't waste time fishing, the homeless man said. I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.
Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food? the man asked.
Are you NUTS! replied the homeless man. I haven't played golf in 20 years!
Will you spend the money on a hooker instead of food? the man asked.
What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks? exclaimed the homeless man.
Well, said the man, I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner with me and my wife.
The homeless man was astounded. Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.
The man replied, That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex.