Beer & Makeup

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  1. Pitbull

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    She told me we couldn’t afford beer anymore and that hat I would have to quit.

    Then I caught her spending $65 for makeup.

    I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn’t

    She told me that she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.

    I told her that is what the beer was for.

    I don’t think she is coming back.
     
  2. ZOS23xy

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    Is old joke, but nice. I can recall a man asking his wife, "What do you need a baby for? You have me!!"
     
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