being hung makes you walk funny?

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Originally posted by Donk+Jul 15 2004, 06:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Donk @ Jul 15 2004, 06:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Simon9@Jul 15 2004, 10:00 PM
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I don&#39;t know about the walk, but I know that I always sit...make that sprawl with my legs apart.

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Originally posted by Carolina@Jul 16 2004, 06:27 AM
Come to think of it, everytime I walk, people laugh at me. I guess I do walk funny.

No, Carolina, they&#39;re not laughing, they&#39;re gasping for breath.
 
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Originally posted by Max@Jul 14 2004, 04:49 PM

I agree; I never fold my legs over each other either and it gives me a twinge to see men who do.
I do not agree with this statment at all. I sit with my legs crossed all the time, and as you can tell, I&#39;m just doing fine in that dept... :D
 
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9inch_teen: I think i walk just fine, i never noticed anything wrong before. But i&#39;ll agree to what other people said: sitting is another story...
 
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kenny: i tend to sit with legs very far apart i think its just naturally more comfortable for me. when girls tell me im taking up too much room on a seat i tell them theres a reason i sit like that :)
 
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joe22xxx: I don&#39;t think it&#39;s being hung that makes you walk funny. I always thought the joke was "you walked funny if you had something up your ass". Remember in "Jackass, the Movie" when that guy stuck the little toy car up his butt. He walked very funny. :eek:
 

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Originally posted by SoccerFreak+Jul 17 2004, 10:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SoccerFreak @ Jul 17 2004, 10:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Max@Jul 14 2004, 04:49 PM

I agree; I never fold my legs over each other either and it gives me a twinge to see men who do.
I do not agree with this statment at all. I sit with my legs crossed all the time, and as you can tell, I&#39;m just doing fine in that dept... :D [/b][/quote]
I think it has something to do with the position of the genitalia. My cock and balls are postioned a little higher than most guys&#39;. I can cross my legs fine.
 

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Originally posted by kenny@Jul 18 2004, 03:44 AM
i tend to sit with legs very far apart i think its just naturally more comfortable for me. when girls tell me im taking up too much room on a seat i tell them theres a reason i sit like that :)
Same here. I don&#39;t walk funny, but I definitely sit down funny. My legs are always quite wide apart: I tend to kind of straddle a chair.

My secretary and I joke about it whenever I need to get a new office chair. Unbeknownst to the rest of the company. she made sure the new chairs for the boardroom were scrotum-friendly.
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jul 18 2004, 01:37 PM
I think it has something to do with the position of the genitalia. My cock and balls are postioned a little higher than most guys&#39;. I can cross my legs fine.
That might be an evolutionary adaptation to what certain Latinas do when their husbands rape them.

Jon, who crossed his legs for years after hearing about Lorena in the news
 

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After riding in a car for 30 minutes or so, everything droops down between the legs. So when I get out and start walking, I sorta hop-straddle to jiggle everything down and not crush the nuts. I guess that I have been doing this so long that I am not conscious of it. My g/f shared this with the lunch bunch today. And I thought I was so cool.

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One time at the mall a bunch of girls came up to me and told me that it looked like I was walking with a load in my pants. They laughed and ran off before I could do much of anything, I got real embarassed when I realized they&#39;ed been behind me and not in front of me.
 
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TripodMillenium: Walking is not usually much of a problem for me.... other than when things aren&#39;t in the right places for comfort.....

But sitting down is very different...... I often sit with my legs spread.... and when I can&#39;t, then I actually reach down and pull everything up and out of the way..... Which has gotten me a few weird looks sometimes......

But, I do find that if the balls are low hangers..... sometimes its enough that they hang below the legs if you try to cross them..... But, I still never was able to make it to be able to cross my legs for more than a couple secs before pain set in.... but, my legs aren&#39;t exactly small, so I guess that others could possibly do it with low hangers......
 

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I just reach down and hoist it all out of the way as I begin to sit. You can do it without being blatant and it sure makes a "big" difference if you are getting ready to endure a long meating. It&#39;s the balls that have to be moved, otherwise yeouch.
 
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Mugen:
Originally posted by KinkGuy@Jul 30 2004, 10:37 PM
You can do it without being blatant and it sure makes a "big" difference if you are getting ready to endure a long meating.
Did anyone else catch this unintentional pun?


*Edit: that answers my question... :lol:
 
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TripodMillenium: Still makes me want to carry it to the full length of its potential....


But, perhaps there&#39;s enough of that here..... :D