being hung makes you walk funny?

[madame_zora]

Too much is never enough!

 

[KinkGuy]

You can never be too big or too rich.

 

[13788]

TripodMillenium: Oh?


What if you have 3 ft. down there, and you have all the money in an entire country -- therefore making it worthless?

 

[madame_zora]

Well then that would be too much compensating for too little! I'd take hung over money any day (you need only look at my lack of bank account to know that).

 

[naughty]

Heh,
it sounds like the chorus to an old Luther Vandross song! "never too much, never too much, never too much! " LOL!

Naughty

 

[Mighty Joe]

One of my favorite fucks years ago was bowlegged as all get out but as he called it ....."pleasurebent".

 

[13788]

COLAN O.BRYAN: You walk a bit funnt.Sit and walk your penis off to one side.

 

[13788]

COLAN O.BRYAN: 23 inches may too much cock

 

[lapdog2001]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Aug 2 2004, 01:44 AM
Well then that would be too much compensating for too little! I'd take hung over money any day (you need only look at my lack of bank account to know that).

Hey, I resemble that remark! ^_^

The poor (but hung) LapDog2001

 

[13788]

suaige: QUOTE (Max @ Jul 14 2004, 04:49 PM)

I agree; I never fold my legs over each other either and it gives me a twinge to see men who do.


I do not agree with this statment at all. I sit with my legs crossed all the time, and as you can tell, I'm just doing fine in that dept...


I say it is mostly about position, I'm pretty skinny 6'0 146 lb - 130 in high school (marathon runner - good support is a blessing). I have had to cross my legs at the knees since age 12 or so, they go numb if I put my ancle on my knee.
I figure it this way, dick up then it either balls up or down but not in the middle and things are fine for a long time. In fact with my bony little butt I find I can sit better with my legs crossed tight. But I definately agree if things are in the wrong place spread them wide and give em room.

The only time I think I ever walk funny is when either I've got a woody going down my leg that is trying to break in half or I'm having to lean foward for my shirt to hang out enough to hide the bulge sticking out above my belt line.

 

[13788]

DOCSAVAGE: When once worked in the porn industry,I was so bowlegged-I needed a hand cart to walk

 

[lapdog2001]

Originally posted by hungshyman@Jul 14 2004, 02:40 AM
does being hung makes you walk funny? people telll me that I walk with my legs wider apart and when I sit down I keep my legs wide open and woman look at me like my fly is down.

Only when I'm erect!

That's the advantage of being a grower.

LapDog2001

 

[13788]

palladen: I only list to the left a bit ... must be a gravity thing

p

 

[headbang8]

Originally posted by KinkGuy@Aug 2 2004, 12:03 AM
You can never be too big or too rich.

You can never be:

• Too thin
• Too rich
• Have too much RAM
• Save too often

hb8

 

[grnman]

I don't think I walk oddly except when i am nude. Sometimes i walk with my legs spread a bit more when naked to avoid excessive swinging and slapping off my thighs.

jack

 

[jonb]

Yeah, you can't be too thin; that's why everyone wants to be a heroin addict.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Tell me about it. I feel almost "fat" with a 34 inch waist! :huh:

 

[jonb]

A typical male's dimensions are around 37 1/4 x 32 1/4 x 37 3/4. I'm lucky to be so tall so I need more energy; I also have diabetic genes though, so it all balances out. LOL

 

[TaMarquis]

well in my case, its not my dick that makes me walk funny, its my balls. they always seem to get in an awkward position between my legs when i walk, which causes me to walk with my legs slightly more apart than normal. but usually if i dont have time to adjust myself, ill have to walk with my balls all scrunched up, and thats pretty painful. strangely, nobody has ever said anything about me walking this way.

 

[Mr._dB]

Originally posted by jonb@Aug 13 2004, 04:09 AM
A typical male's dimensions are around 37 1/4 x 32 1/4 x 37 3/4.

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