Being serious here

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  1. vibrationzzz

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    Was pulled up by the cops the other night. They wear blue uniforms here. I said, and I regret, "So which one are you, Pappa Smurf?" I found meself at the local station...blah de blah...:) true story.
     
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    never ever joke with a cop while he is on duty.
     
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    serious,on lpsg ha
    apart from that, if it be the gun totin NSW coppers ha
    they earnt a mighty fine reputation down at the ChCh earthquake scene
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    kept them looters in check...would hate to think of who was doing the looting
    AND, they had there guns taken off them at the border
    so geuss they can appear authorative / aggressive maybe, without extension of a 2nd penis.
    sorry all lpsg coppers?
     
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    Actually, thats pretty funny.....
     
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    I'm guessing you were either pissed off or not sober when you did this, if it's a true story.
     
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    Well you did deserve it! As long as you learnt from it.
     
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    It's a true story..I was breath tested, .00. I was pissed off because I was on my way home after a long day driving my Dyna work truck, in my work clothes, driving perfectly safe= easy target. They are driving a high powered unmarked highway patrol car chasing guys/people like me... when there are hoons flying or racing eachother down the highway every 5 minutes. Most coppers have a good attitude and are friendly. These young guys didn't.

    Anyway it turned out good in the end.
     
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    Yeah, I probably did.
     
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    tisk tisk... guardians of safety should not be f##ked with......you should reflect on what they have to go thru everyday... never knowing if this one is the one as they walk up to the car window... glad it worked out for you guy....live and learn right? Cheers...
     
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    :eek: :biggrin1: :lmao: did get a chuckle with this.
     
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