Hi Beanie
Make your appointment at the sexual health clinic, (it's at Cardiff Royal Infirmary 02920 472244) - you only have to give your first name and true date of birth. The clinic will then give you a clinic number and these are the data that identifies you and your file. It's best to get an MOT at the sexual health clinic because your records are not discoverable by mortgage and pension companies. If you get sorted at your GP the notes are discoverable.
You asked how often you should go, well we say once a year minimum, if you're having lots of sex with different partners go more often. If you only have sex with boyfriends, then after each relationship ends and before you start a new relationship.
So at the clinic you will be tested for Hepatitis B and given your first Hep B vaccination.
When you phone for your test results they will tell you what your Hep B status is and whether you have to complete the course of Hep B vaccinations 2 more injections. Some people have natural immunity and don't require the vaccination.
As for the other tests, you will have a blood test for Hep B, syphilis and HIV
You will be given swab tests for gonorrhoea in the urethra, throat and rectum
For Chlamydia you will have to do urine test for chlamydia in the urethra and swab tests in the throat and rectum
The staff will also look over for warts and herpes.
Oh one more thing, no need to be embarrassed, they have seen more cock and balls than you have had hot dinners! and you have nothing we have not seen before.
Finally, there are some dirty people in the world who think it is funny not to wash before attending the clinic - it really is quite horrible to deal with dirty smelly cock and arse -so please make sure you are nice and clean
Brinz
PS - there is NO SUCH THING AS THE UMBRELLA ok