Ben Affleck

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by rich_cabeza2002, Apr 26, 2005.

  1. rich_cabeza2002

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    Anyone got any info on Ben Aflleck? I was just wondering if he was well endowed or not. There's got to be some reason this looser get all the hot women.(J Lo,Gwenyth Paltrow,Jennifer Garner)
     
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    Maybe they just like 'small pricks' ;)
     
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    Affleck - isn't he that egotistic white guy who waddles around in commercials saying his name all the time?
     
  4. Imported

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    kracken: I think Ben can't get enough about being call Bennifer. He screwed up one relationship with Jennifer Lopez and now he's getting hot and heavy with Jennifer Gardner.

    Anyone think he's trying TOO hard with the ladies?
     
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    He has made bad films,
    and driven away some nice girls and some skank alike...

    But...i think the attraction is the same that it is for me.
    He's cute.
    :D
     
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    LOL It's funny, Ben Affleck's acting's normally pretty good. He made Mallrats bearable.
     
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    Before you get too serious about Ben, you might want to ask his boyfriend Matt if it's ok. :9
     
  8. rich_cabeza2002

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    "AFFLECK"

    Isn't that the insurance, named after the really bad actor, who used to date that actress, withthe really big booty, who used to date Gwenyth Paltrow, who was married to Matt Damon?
     
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    I loved the clerks, mallrats, chasing amy and dogma movies.

    Jay and Silent bob are awesome.....Snoochie boochie

    And Ben is totally cute, he'd have a warm place in my bed any day...or the shower, or the kitchen.........
     
  10. jonb

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    Actually, Mallrats was the worst of the series. Kevin Smith actually apologized for it.
     
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    I agree with JonB Mallrats was the worst of the series.
    Only really funny scene in the movie

    Affleck:"I am going to have sex with your girlfriend in a really uncomfortable place."

    Lee: "In the back of a Volkswagen"
     
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    Clerks absolutely slays me whenever I watch it. I laugh at it every single time I watch it, and I can recite most of it off the top of my head.

    I was just about to say one of my favorite parts of that movie but..I just can't choose. So, I'll go with a quote instead;

    "I mean, whats your encore? Do you like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar into my gas tank?"
     
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    Clerks is one of my all time facourite movies; it's a crime it's not more well known.

    Fave line:

    Haemmorhoids Guy: You know those fluorescent lightbulbs give you cancer.
    Dante: So I've heard.
    Haemmorhoids Guy: I had a friend who useta chew them for a living.
    Dante: And he got cancer?
    Haemmorhoids Guy: Nah... got hit by a bus.
     
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    CLERKS is genius...the special edition dvd is cool.
     
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    What did you think of Clerks? Personally, it's way up on my top ten list of favorite movies. :D
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    That's why Smith had to apologize for Mallrats, because Clerks proved he could do better.

    Oh, and for those of us who couldn't stand 90210, there was one other funny scene in Mallrats: Shannon Doherty wearing a Degrassi Junior High jacket. (You have to know something about early-90s urban legends to understand why that's funny.)
     
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    Pearl Harbor!

    I'm not saying that Ben was the stellar actor in that movie. No! Everyone pretty much sucked acting wise but damn did Ben look HOT! Josh Hartnett too! What I'd do to be in those parachutes with him instead of that damn Kate Beckinsgale! Lucky Bitch! :evilgrin:
     
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    Okay, fine ... I'll admit it: Yeah, I would do Ben Affleck. I'd bend him over and plow him like a fertile field. Are you happy now that I've owned up to it? Sheesh!
     
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    Can I get the rights to that, DMW? I'll sell tickets to the live event, tape it and well distribute videos? I'll even cut you in on the profits. Ben gets nothing however.
     
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    Ben gets my cock up his ass. What more does he want? B)
     
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    carolinacurious: "Ben gets my cock up his ass. What more does he want?"

    Some people have said I sorta resemble Ben Affleck...if it's really dark...I'll be happy to pretend.
     
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